Pissed off with the GF
07 February 2010, 12:01 PM
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Pissed off with the GF
Last night , just as i was falling asleep, she asked me to rub moisturizer into her back. She moisturizes everyday and if I'm around ill have to do the parts she can't reach.
So i woke up, rubbed moisturizer into her back, then went back to sleep.
What she didn't tell me was that it was self tanning moisturizer and that you have to wash your hands immediately after using it, otherwise your hands look like you have dipped them in orange paint.
So i wake up and she points out how tanned my hands are. It will take days to fade apparently
I'm not gonna hear the end of this if my mates notice at T'pub later.
So i woke up, rubbed moisturizer into her back, then went back to sleep.
What she didn't tell me was that it was self tanning moisturizer and that you have to wash your hands immediately after using it, otherwise your hands look like you have dipped them in orange paint.
So i wake up and she points out how tanned my hands are. It will take days to fade apparently
I'm not gonna hear the end of this if my mates notice at T'pub later.
07 February 2010, 12:39 PM
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dump her. she's crossed the line.
07 February 2010, 01:00 PM
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Use good old washing powder. Ariel or something like that. Not the gel, it has to be either a tablet or powder. Give your hands a good old scrub, that will shift it
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How the **** did you come to that conclusion?
Kind of like the situation I'm sure we've all been in where a girl mate, or a mates bird wants to introduce you to her mate, almost like a blind date thing but without the title, and she describes her mate as "pretty" or "really nice". That is code for shes a dog.
Oh and for future reference, my name is "subaruturbo_18" as i was 18 when i got it.
Kind of like the situation I'm sure we've all been in where a girl mate, or a mates bird wants to introduce you to her mate, almost like a blind date thing but without the title, and she describes her mate as "pretty" or "really nice". That is code for shes a dog.
Oh and for future reference, my name is "subaruturbo_18" as i was 18 when i got it.
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08 February 2010, 11:33 AM
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