Luck a duck! Jordan!
Has apparently got married!
Bizarre! |
You missed out there son :D
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Saved me from all the hurt later :p
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poor guy :Suspiciou
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I feel sorry for the bloke. I can't see what it is exactly that they have together.
I remember that interview with Miss 'Chelsea Lateley' and she didn't even know if cage fighting was big in America!! I remember her response was along the lines of, ''i'm not sure if you have cage fighting over here...'' It's going to end in tears for him. I wonder if they had a pre nup? |
That talentless no-mark will do anything for a bit of publicity
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Originally Posted by scooby-tc
(Post 9200063)
That talentless no-mark will do anything for a bit of publicity
Just another one of our ever increasing population of numptys who are just famous for being famous. |
She's a plastic-titted hooer-bag.
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My only knowledge of Alex Reid was those few times when I gave in and allowed the wife to watch celeb big brother. His manner and setence structure when speaking is exactly like Katie Price (I won't call her Jordan because thats an insult to Eddie IMO). She is driving that relationship to get back at Peter Andre for basically telling her to F off.
I have no time for either. I think Peter Andre had a lucky escape - he, I almost have time for (Almost) at least he conducted himself with some respect. I caught the end of the get me out of here bollox and she was all introspective and actually appeared to realise she'd acted like a complete asshole. I would imagine that secretly she tried to patch things up with Peter Andre and he told her to F off (again) Hence the Britney Spears behaviour. |
Originally Posted by Bubba po
(Post 9200085)
She's a plastic-titted hooer-bag.
She is probably preggers and can't live with th shame of yet another child to another man and again, not be married to that man. |
Is that the Jordan of old with the monstrous follollopers?
Les |
Originally Posted by Blue by You
(Post 9200074)
:thumb: Couldn't have put it better.
Just another one of our ever increasing population of numptys who are just famous for being famous.
Originally Posted by Bubba po
(Post 9200085)
She's a plastic-titted hooer-bag.
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I heard this on the radio this morning, apparently it was a nice quiet do in Las Vegas !!! hmmmm niceeee, she only told Alex that they were engaged a few days ago LOL
windyboy |
Indeed poor boy.
Surely by this stage he must know she's as boring as fcuk in the bedroom Just lies there like something broken. |
It seems to me her new bloke is just another exploitation and free press and publicity. He seemed a harmless enough bloke on CBB and not the up himself ar$ehole the press had made out. The best description I heard of him was by Chris Moyles who summed him up by saying he was naive. All the stuff he has done is purely to try and get himself news stories to make some cash and a name for himself without realising the name he was making was as bad as Jordan's. He has just been very stupid.
He has no idea that nasty bit of work is exploiting him for all he is worth unfortunatley. |
Originally Posted by EddScott
Also, whilst on my soapbox, can anyone honestly say that her first child's problems aren't as a result of her taking drugs -probably before she knew but still.
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Originally Posted by windyboy
(Post 9200218)
I heard this on the radio this morning, apparently it was a nice quiet do in Las Vegas !!! hmmmm niceeee, she only told Alex that they were engaged a few days ago LOL
windyboy |
Originally Posted by EddScott
(Post 9200087)
My only knowledge of Alex Reid was those few times when I gave in and allowed the wife to watch celeb big brother. His manner and setence structure when speaking is exactly like Katie Price (I won't call her Jordan because thats an insult to Eddie IMO). She is driving that relationship to get back at Peter Andre for basically telling her to F off.
I have no time for either. I think Peter Andre had a lucky escape - he, I almost have time for (Almost) at least he conducted himself with some respect. I caught the end of the get me out of here bollox and she was all introspective and actually appeared to realise she'd acted like a complete asshole. I would imagine that secretly she tried to patch things up with Peter Andre and he told her to F off (again) Hence the Britney Spears behaviour. Also, whilst on my soapbox, can anyone honestly say that her first child's problems aren't as a result of her taking drugs -probably before she knew but still. |
Isn't she "mother of the year?"..... or is that Kerry - fat bird from Iceland ads?
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Originally Posted by GC8
(Post 9200267)
They arent Edd, its not the mothers fault: but youll have to take my word for it as I cant elaborate further.
Her film crew were at the 'wedding' and the itv2 series is back on tv next week. It looks like a cheap stunt to get viewers to watch her sad show which will feature her getting married at the end of it. She has done shed loads of deals with Alex's advisors while he was in the BB house. She intends to get as much mileage out of this as she can. She even went to Andre's house a few days ago for one last chance to see him before Alex came out of BB. I think she was going to tell him she was going to marry Alex but Pete wasn't home. Apparently she caused a massive scene. I cant wait to see what happens when she finds out that Pete has a new woman :lol1: For a woman that uses abortion as contraception it will be interesting to see if she has a baby Mr Potato head :D |
Maybe she'll star in the next porn movie which he does.
Maybe she'll pretend to be the disabled bird that he drags from the wheelchair and then rides - Actually she'd probably play that part quite well ;) |
Originally Posted by GC8
(Post 9200267)
They arent Edd, its not the mothers fault: but youll have to take my word for it as I cant elaborate further.
Originally Posted by sarasquares
(Post 9200344)
My daughter has Optic Nerve Hypoplasia which is very similar to what Jordans son has and it is not caused by outside factors during pregnancy.
Originally Posted by sarasquares
(Post 9200344)
Mr Potato head :D
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Originally Posted by EddScott
(Post 9200374)
OK, fair enough. I've removed the comment from my original post.
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Originally Posted by EddScott
(Post 9200374)
OK, fair enough. I've removed the comment from my original post.
Even so i still think she should let Pete have custardy of the kids as they seem to come a poor second in her life. :( |
Originally Posted by EddScott
(Post 9200374)
OK, fair enough. I've removed the comment from my original post.
One of my wifes friends thinks he's awesome. When he was wondering about the BB house with nowt on she was literally foaming from both ends :D The bloke couldnt put 3 words together at the best of times!! It just goes to show that women are happy with a brainless gimp as long as he is eye candy, foof the rest :thumb: |
Originally Posted by sarasquares
(Post 9200344)
Her film crew were at the 'wedding' and the itv2 series is back on tv next week. It looks like a cheap stunt to get viewers to watch her sad show which will feature her getting married at the end of it.
She has done shed loads of deals with Alex's advisors while he was in the BB house. She intends to get as much mileage out of this as she can. She even went to Andre's house a few days ago for one last chance to see him before Alex came out of BB. I think she was going to tell him she was going to marry Alex but Pete wasn't home. Apparently she caused a massive scene. I cant wait to see what happens when she finds out that Pete has a new woman :lol1: For a woman that uses abortion as contraception it will be interesting to see if she has a baby Mr Potato head :D |
Originally Posted by DCI Gene Hunt
(Post 9200306)
Isn't she "mother of the year?"..... or is that Kerry - fat bird from Iceland ads?
Kerry Katona lives near my youngests school, you see the paps loitering sometimes, its a nice house but not a mansion like is reported in the papers, she applied to get her kids at the school and the Head knocked her back due, I think as he didnt want the aggro and her reputation, plus I doubt she would have payed the fees being bankrupt ! cant imagine the other parents would be that impressed but saying that some of the mums seem to be aping her style, Orange skin, ugg boots, saggy arsed tracksuit and a white RR Sport. |
Originally Posted by DCI Gene Hunt
(Post 9200306)
Isn't she "mother of the year?"..... or is that Kerry - fat bird from Iceland ads?
no thats munter of the year .... |
Talking of the Iceland ads, is it just me or does Colleen Nolan have a certain milf-ish appeal or is it just the mounds of cheap food ?
Also, as I am forty this year, am I still allowed to call her a Milf ? |
Originally Posted by sarasquares
(Post 9200385)
Even so i still think she should let Pete have custardy......
Made me :lol1: sorry, I'll get my coat |
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