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Old 12 January 2010, 07:38 PM
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1.Don't abbrev.

2.Check to see if you any words out.

3.Be carefully to use adjectives and adverbs correct.

4.About sentence fragments.

5.When dangling, don't use participles.

6.Don't use no double negatives.

7.Each pronoun agrees with their antecedent.

8.Just between you and I, case is important.

9.Join clauses good, like a conjunction should.

10.Don't use commas, that aren't necessary.

11.Its important to use apostrophe's right.

12.It's better not to unnecessarily split an infinitive.

13.Never leave a transitive verb just lay there without an object.

14.Only Proper Nouns should be capitalized. also a sentence should begin with a capital letter and end with a full stop

15.Use hyphens in compound-words, not just in any two-word phrase.

16.In letters compositions reports and things like that we use commas to keep a string of items apart.

17.Watch out for irregular verbs that have creeped into our language.

18.Verbs has to agree with their subjects.

19.Avoid unnecessary redundancy.

20.A writer mustn't shift your point of view.

21.Don't write a run-on sentence you've got to punctuate it.

22.A preposition isn't a good thing to end a sentence with.

23.Avoid cliches like the plague.

24.1 final thing is to never start a sentence with a number.

25.Always check your work for accuracy and completeness.

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I take it you do not get out much DOC
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Its the use of strange and made up words that puzzles me.

Why does everyone now say "Proven" instead of the original English word "Proved" "Proven" is an ancient Scottish legal term and is not even English!

How is it that we don't have "Problems" any more-they are all "Issues" now! Whats the point of using that word?

How is it that when "Dave" get his policy wrong when talking about his marriage policy in an interview-he says later that it was "misdeclared" Is that an English word?

Why can't we just stick with original English instead of making it up?

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Originally Posted by Leslie
Its the use of strange and made up words that puzzles me.

Why does everyone now say "Proven" instead of the original English word "Proved" "Proven" is an ancient Scottish legal term and is not even English!

How is it that we don't have "Problems" any more-they are all "Issues" now! Whats the point of using that word?

How is it that when "Dave" get his policy wrong when talking about his marriage policy in an interview-he says later that it was "misdeclared" Is that an English word?

Why can't we just stick with original English instead of making it up?

Les


Please see point 11 above

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Obviously "edukashun" is not what it used to be. The amount of lazy tw@ts on the internet who can only spell phonetically is, quite franky, sad...
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Originally Posted by David Lock
Please see point 11 above

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You will have to explain, I have never claimed to be an expert in grammar anyway. Are you taking over from the self avowed expert?

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Its and It's Les. It's is short for IT IS. I am expecting Telboy to comment.
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I think Telboy has given up
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given up on the sad, illiterate, ignorant, infantile NSR dregs of humanity. i would say so :nods:
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Originally Posted by Leslie
Its the use of strange and made up words that puzzles me.

Why does everyone now say "Proven" instead of the original English word "Proved" "Proven" is an ancient Scottish legal term and is not even English!

How is it that we don't have "Problems" any more-they are all "Issues" now! Whats the point of using that word?

How is it that when "Dave" get his policy wrong when talking about his marriage policy in an interview-he says later that it was "misdeclared" Is that an English word?

Why can't we just stick with original English instead of making it up?

Les
There are many many many lanuages which have influenced "modern" English, as we know it today (Thanks to politicans, we have what we have). Scotts Galic is probably the closest we have to what old english was, and in fact, Glaswegian *IS* an Olde English dialect. All other "English" spoken in the UK is an "accent". The Hebredies appears to be the only place in the "UK" that still speaks "English".
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Originally Posted by urban
I think Telboy has given up
He would not know "English" if it came up to him and smacked him in the gob. Shame most proper modern English speakers are.....Indian.
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Originally Posted by bigsinky
Its and It's Les. It's is short for IT IS. I am expecting Telboy to comment.
Thanks Big S. Have to say that I did not realise that, so you are saying that "It's" is short for "It is" and that "Its" indicates possession. Looks the wrong way round to me going by the rules!

Anyway I must be grateful to David Lock for correcting that monumental error!

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Originally Posted by Klaatu
There are many many many lanuages which have influenced "modern" English, as we know it today (Thanks to politicans, we have what we have). Scotts Galic is probably the closest we have to what old english was, and in fact, Glaswegian *IS* an Olde English dialect. All other "English" spoken in the UK is an "accent". The Hebredies appears to be the only place in the "UK" that still speaks "English".
Yes ok Klaatu. I still remember being pulled up at school for putting "Proven" after a mathematical proof once and having it all explained to me by the teacher.

I always got the impression that someone comparatively recently discovered the word "Proven" and thought it sounded clever to use it instead of "Proved". It must have caught on.

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Old 13 January 2010, 12:51 PM
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Originally Posted by Leslie
Thanks Big S. Have to say that I did not realise that, so you are saying that "It's" is short for "It is" and that "Its" indicates possession. Looks the wrong way round to me going by the rules!

Anyway I must be grateful to David Lock for correcting that monumental error!

Les
Afraid so Les.

From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia


its, it's or its can mean:

its, the possessive adjective and possessive pronoun form of the personal pronoun it

it's, a contraction of it is or it has
Old 13 January 2010, 12:56 PM
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Originally Posted by Klaatu
Scotts Galic is probably the closest we have to what old english was, and in fact, Glaswegian *IS* an Olde English dialect. All other "English" spoken in the UK is an "accent". .
LMAO.

Why then does Rab C Nesbitt have English subtitles in the southern counties of England?
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Originally Posted by Leslie
Yes ok Klaatu. I still remember being pulled up at school for putting "Proven" after a mathematical proof once and having it all explained to me by the teacher.

I always got the impression that someone comparatively recently discovered the word "Proven" and thought it sounded clever to use it instead of "Proved". It must have caught on.

Les
The "problem" I see with "teachers" is they follow, they do not lead. They follow a recipie, or "curicculum". There is no room for indepenent thought (Pink Floyd; The Wall) outside that corriculum.

The word "proven" is likely derived from a French word (Contract is derived from a French word), of which I do not know, but with maths, you may have upset the "teacher" as maths (In the UK) was based in Latin at that time. French, since 1066 and Latin before, were offcial languages in "England"...and it took some time before English (Thanks to Bible printing) became the "norm".
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Originally Posted by bigsinky
LMAO.

Why then does Rab C Nesbitt have English subtitles in the southern counties of England?
Mock me all you like however, what I say is true. Glaswegian is an Olde English dialect, and it's the only real, near, Olde English dialect left. The reason why there are subtitles is because we can't understand it. It's an old language, and English as we know it has been basterdised and adopted to suit over time. This process of change in English is still happening. We have American English, Australia English and many other dialects throughout the world. An example is how Glaswegains pronounce the word "Head". They pronounce it as "Heed", and that is a derivative of an Olde English, or Scotts Galic for that matter, word.

BTW, I am from South London.
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Originally Posted by bigsinky
LMAO.

Why then does Rab C Nesbitt have English subtitles in the southern counties of England?
Ha ha ha
You're having a laugh right?
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Not in my experience

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Originally Posted by Klaatu
Shame most proper modern English speakers are.....Indian.
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Originally Posted by Terminator X
It may not sound like it, but it is. Some of the highest qualifiied English speakers/teachers, are......Indian.
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Originally Posted by Klaatu
He would not know "English" if it came up to him and smacked him in the gob. Shame most proper modern English speakers are.....Indian.
Now you're having a laugh.

Mohammad in Dell customer services could barely string two words together.

And Mrs Patel who "tried" to talk to me when my Sky box was having problems wasn't a whole lot better

In fact she actually asked me "How is your weather being"
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I'm not sure what curriculum people in the Netherlands are using to learn English but it should be adopted here, their grip on the English language puts our native youngsters to shame.
I personally blame the schools, I have never been the greatest at grammar, the more I use PC's the lazier I get. It would have been nice however to be taught correctly in the first place so bad habits I have today would not have started!
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Originally Posted by Klaatu
It may not sound like it, but it is. Some of the highest qualifiied English speakers/teachers, are......Indian.
I find that very hard to believe.
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Originally Posted by Hysteria1983
I find that very hard to believe.
The truth is always hard take, especially if it seems "National Pride" is some how being erroded.
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Originally Posted by Klaatu
Mock me all you like however, what I say is true. Glaswegian is an Olde English dialect, and it's the only real, near, Olde English dialect left. The reason why there are subtitles is because we can't understand it. It's an old language, and English as we know it has been basterdised and adopted to suit over time. This process of change in English is still happening. We have American English, Australia English and many other dialects throughout the world. An example is how Glaswegains pronounce the word "Head". They pronounce it as "Heed", and that is a derivative of an Olde English, or Scotts Galic for that matter, word.

BTW, I am from South London.
Mock.......moi? how very dare you!

I am yanking yer chain mate. i do not doubt the validity of your arguement/. i find it mildly ironic at a "sarf" london boy providing provenance to a broad belfast paddy.

gae tae fa ya bassa. all in the best possible taste of course

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Originally Posted by Klaatu
The truth is always hard take, especially if it seems "National Pride" is some how being erroded.
What truth? lol.

To be fair, I don't give a crap, I am not even English

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Originally Posted by urban
Ha ha ha
You're having a laugh right?

I **** you not, sir
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Originally Posted by bigsinky
Mock.......moi? how very dare you!

I am yanking yer chain mate. i do not doubt the validity of your arguement/. i find it mildly ironic at a "sarf" london boy providing provenance to a broad belfast paddy.

gae tae fa ya bassa. all in the best possible take of course
Or a Waterford "Paddy", but you'd not get it from my "accent".
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I'm not sure what curriculum people in the Netherlands are using to learn English but it should be adopted here, their grip on the English language puts our native youngsters to shame.
I personally blame the schools, I have never been the greatest at grammar, the more I use PC's the lazier I get. It would have been nice however to be taught correctly in the first place so bad habits I have today would not have started!
totally agree. i think it is an indictment of the education system in GB and NI that we are not forced to learn another european language from primary through to school leaving.

that vast majority of young people in EU countries can speak fluent english. i think it looks so bad when english speaking media people interview non native english speakers in english and expect, yes EXPECT them to understand and reply in english.


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