I've put on 1/2 stone over Xmas!!
04 January 2010, 12:03 AM
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I've put on 1/2 stone over Xmas!!
Bloody Hell ........ Xmas Seafood Platter was fine, the 15 Cadburys Selection Boxes have undone me
But they were buy 3 for £1 and I couldn't resist! 
Now What!!??
04 January 2010, 11:33 AM
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04 January 2010, 03:14 PM
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have you been bumped off BeautifulPeople.com
BBC News - BeautifulPeople.com axes holiday weight gain members
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"As a business, we mourn the loss of any member, but the fact remains that our members demand the high standard of beauty be upheld," said site founder Robert Hintze.
"Letting fatties roam the site is a direct threat to our business model and the very concept for which BeautifulPeople.com was founded."
BBC News - BeautifulPeople.com axes holiday weight gain members
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"As a business, we mourn the loss of any member, but the fact remains that our members demand the high standard of beauty be upheld," said site founder Robert Hintze.
"Letting fatties roam the site is a direct threat to our business model and the very concept for which BeautifulPeople.com was founded."
04 January 2010, 06:28 PM
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About 6 years ago I bought, and ate in 4 days, 33 Cadburys Easter Eggs!!!!
Again, it was a SALE .... packs of 3 standard size Eggs for £1 - but it was BOGOF too!!
I bought 12 packs, but gave 3 Eggs away to my Nephews and Niece (cos I'm nice like that!)
Again, it was a SALE .... packs of 3 standard size Eggs for £1 - but it was BOGOF too!!
I bought 12 packs, but gave 3 Eggs away to my Nephews and Niece (cos I'm nice like that!)
04 January 2010, 06:31 PM
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That picture reminds me of that weight lifter that pushed his whole bowel out through his rectum trying too hard.
Looks alot like Jonothan Ross, only slimmer.
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04 January 2010, 07:12 PM
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A mate of mine ate 6 creme eggs walking home with shopping from Asda whilst hung over on Sunday morning 
Daft bugger said he just couldnt stop himself and was on a role
Daft bugger said he just couldnt stop himself and was on a role
05 January 2010, 02:36 PM
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Can;t revise for something for which I have NO notes at home for 
And you were the t*****r not me.
05 January 2010, 03:03 PM
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You feel horrible when you have to go shopping etc again, like some overweight blob from Terminator2 or The Klumps or something, beerbelly swollen to breaking point and trying not to kill anyone with ya high awd powered farts n belches i tell ya a cough just doesn't cover it,
i can just about get in the car now.
I dropped a tin of soup in the carpark at Asdas bent over to pick it up and saw a reflection of myself, i managed to block out Asdas itself with my ****. Anyhoo, roll on Easter.
i can just about get in the car now. I dropped a tin of soup in the carpark at Asdas bent over to pick it up and saw a reflection of myself, i managed to block out Asdas itself with my ****. Anyhoo, roll on Easter.
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05 January 2010, 03:11 PM
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This has to be the one year where I have actually lost weight over Christmas/New Year.
A combination of flu, and some of the worst hangovers ever are probably to blame.
In theory it is my mothers fault for having me to stay there over Christmas and filling me up with an endless supply of rum!
A combination of flu, and some of the worst hangovers ever are probably to blame.
In theory it is my mothers fault for having me to stay there over Christmas and filling me up with an endless supply of rum!
05 January 2010, 03:28 PM
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I nearly got into a gas competition with some bloke in the queue to pay,
Jesus, the belches, farts, burps, and God knows what else people had to cry freedom from their bodily functions was unbelieveable,
Andrew Lloyd Webber would have been proud of us.
it was like a night at the opera, only louder.
You ever seen Close encounters of the third kind at the end? yeah baby!
This poor disabled bloke in an electric buggy couldn't turn around and exit our line fast enough, never enough power in those things.
I was thinking of signing us up for Britain's Got Talent.
Jesus, the belches, farts, burps, and God knows what else people had to cry freedom from their bodily functions was unbelieveable, Andrew Lloyd Webber would have been proud of us.it was like a night at the opera, only louder.
You ever seen Close encounters of the third kind at the end? yeah baby!
This poor disabled bloke in an electric buggy couldn't turn around and exit our line fast enough, never enough power in those things.
I was thinking of signing us up for Britain's Got Talent.
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Hey, De Nero, Pacino, and now Modo.
btw, don't take everything i say as Gospel.
btw, don't take everything i say as Gospel.
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I used to have a very unhealthy obsession with mcdonalds cheese burgers. I could easily buy 6 and scoff the lot! If i tried that now i think my **** would explode......literally!