A woman who was given an anti-social behaviour order banning her from making loud noises during sex has admitted breaching the order.

Caroline and Steve Cartwright's love-making was described as "murder" and "unnatural" at Newcastle Crown Court.

Neighbours, the local postman and a woman taking her child to school complained about the noise.

Such a sexy looking woman too ...... http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/image...08253145-1.jpg

"The noise sounds like they are both in considerable pain. I cannot describe the noise. I have never ever heard anything like it."

BBC News - Loud sex woman admits Asbo breach

 

Should have used this!!

 

May I suggest a gag top block out the noise and a bag to block out the looks.

 

May I suggest 2 bags.

 

Why would the postman make a complaint? He's delivering the letters then leaving. It's not really the same as living next door to it.

 

Apparently, he was delivering French Letters and had to visit very regularly

 

That sort of thing tends to put you off your stroke!

I still prefer Kate Humble though.

Les

 

Her husbands a handsome chap too............

 

I'd infract you for offending my eyes with that pic were I not about to puke!

Ns "BLEURHG" 04

 

Infract .....

I'm wearing my anti-infraction suit today

 

Going by your photo Pete, I reckon you could really give her something to shout about!

Les

 

To be fair tho id scream if i was with her like.......... Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh not again please get off me............. lol

 

OH, yes, Les .... I do have the effect of making the ladies scream

 

After a pretty toss day, I log on here (pretty damn quick as well for a change - well done IB) and find this thread..........

I was sitting here genuinely laughing out loud to the replies

Thanks lads, nice one..

All part of the Scoobynet experience.......

Cheers
Rob

ps Kate humble is a dog