SunnySideUp

A woman who was given an anti-social behaviour order banning her from making loud noises during sex has admitted breaching the order.

Caroline and Steve Cartwright's love-making was described as "murder" and "unnatural" at Newcastle Crown Court.

Neighbours, the local postman and a woman taking her child to school complained about the noise.

Such a sexy looking woman too ...... http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/image...08253145-1.jpg

"The noise sounds like they are both in considerable pain. I cannot describe the noise. I have never ever heard anything like it."

BBC News - Loud sex woman admits Asbo breach

Jamescsti

Should have used this!!

Scrappy9

May I suggest a gag top block out the noise and a bag to block out the looks.

Simon C

May I suggest 2 bags.

Butkus

Why would the postman make a complaint? He's delivering the letters then leaving. It's not really the same as living next door to it.

SunnySideUp

Apparently, he was delivering French Letters and had to visit very regularly

Leslie

That sort of thing tends to put you off your stroke!

I still prefer Kate Humble though.

Les

r32

Her husbands a handsome chap too............

New_scooby_04

iTrader: (4)

I'd infract you for offending my eyes with that pic were I not about to puke!

Ns "BLEURHG" 04

SunnySideUp

Infract .....

I'm wearing my anti-infraction suit today

Leslie

Going by your photo Pete, I reckon you could really give her something to shout about!

Les

pikeywrx

iTrader: (5)

To be fair tho id scream if i was with her like.......... Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh not again please get off me............. lol

SunnySideUp

OH, yes, Les .... I do have the effect of making the ladies scream

GroupNGC8

iTrader: (1)

After a pretty toss day, I log on here (pretty damn quick as well for a change - well done IB) and find this thread..........

I was sitting here genuinely laughing out loud to the replies

Thanks lads, nice one..

All part of the Scoobynet experience.......

Cheers
Rob

ps Kate humble is a dog