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Old Dec 15, 2009 | 01:38 PM
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A woman who was given an anti-social behaviour order banning her from making loud noises during sex has admitted breaching the order.

Caroline and Steve Cartwright's love-making was described as "murder" and "unnatural" at Newcastle Crown Court.

Neighbours, the local postman and a woman taking her child to school complained about the noise.

Such a sexy looking woman too ...... http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/image...08253145-1.jpg

"The noise sounds like they are both in considerable pain. I cannot describe the noise. I have never ever heard anything like it."

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Old Dec 15, 2009 | 02:00 PM
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Should have used this!!

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Old Dec 15, 2009 | 03:49 PM
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May I suggest a gag top block out the noise and a bag to block out the looks.
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Old Dec 15, 2009 | 04:56 PM
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May I suggest 2 bags.
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Old Dec 15, 2009 | 05:45 PM
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Why would the postman make a complaint? He's delivering the letters then leaving. It's not really the same as living next door to it.
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Old Dec 15, 2009 | 07:10 PM
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Originally Posted by Butkus
Why would the postman make a complaint? He's delivering the letters then leaving. It's not really the same as living next door to it.
Apparently, he was delivering French Letters and had to visit very regularly
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Old Dec 16, 2009 | 11:35 AM
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That sort of thing tends to put you off your stroke!

I still prefer Kate Humble though.

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Old Dec 16, 2009 | 12:06 PM
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Her husbands a handsome chap too............
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Old Dec 16, 2009 | 01:40 PM
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Originally Posted by SunnySideUp

Such a sexy looking woman too ...... http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/image...08253145-1.jpg

"The noise sounds like they are both in considerable pain. I cannot describe the noise. I have never ever heard anything like it."

BBC News - Loud sex woman admits Asbo breach

I'd infract you for offending my eyes with that pic were I not about to puke!

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Old Dec 16, 2009 | 01:45 PM
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Infract .....

I'm wearing my anti-infraction suit today
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Old Dec 16, 2009 | 04:06 PM
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Going by your photo Pete, I reckon you could really give her something to shout about!

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Old Dec 16, 2009 | 04:16 PM
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To be fair tho id scream if i was with her like.......... Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh not again please get off me............. lol
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Old Dec 16, 2009 | 06:37 PM
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Originally Posted by Leslie
Going by your photo Pete, I reckon you could really give her something to shout about!

Les
OH, yes, Les .... I do have the effect of making the ladies scream
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Old Dec 16, 2009 | 09:55 PM
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After a pretty toss day, I log on here (pretty damn quick as well for a change - well done IB) and find this thread..........

I was sitting here genuinely laughing out loud to the replies

Thanks lads, nice one..

All part of the Scoobynet experience.......

Cheers
Rob

ps Kate humble is a dog
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