Loud sex woman admits Asbo breach
 

A woman who was given an anti-social behaviour order banning her from making loud noises during sex has admitted breaching the order.

Caroline and Steve Cartwright's love-making was described as "murder" and "unnatural" at Newcastle Crown Court.

Neighbours, the local postman and a woman taking her child to school complained about the noise.

Such a sexy looking woman too ...... http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/image...08253145-1.jpg

"The noise sounds like they are both in considerable pain. I cannot describe the noise. I have never ever heard anything like it."

BBC News - Loud sex woman admits Asbo breach

Should have used this!!

http://search.hp.my.aol.co.uk/aol/re...=Image Results

May I suggest a gag top block out the noise and a bag to block out the looks.

May I suggest 2 bags.

Why would the postman make a complaint? He's delivering the letters then leaving. It's not really the same as living next door to it.

Apparently, he was delivering French Letters and had to visit very regularly :lol1:

That sort of thing tends to put you off your stroke!

I still prefer Kate Humble though.

Les :D

Her husbands a handsome chap too............

I'd infract you for offending my eyes with that pic were I not about to puke! :lol1:

Ns "BLEURHG" 04

Infract ..... :eek:

I'm wearing my anti-infraction suit today :razz: :D

Going by your photo Pete, I reckon you could really give her something to shout about!

Les :D

To be fair tho id scream if i was with her like.......... Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh not again please get off me............. lol

OH, yes, Les .... I do have the effect of making the ladies scream ;)

After a pretty toss day, I log on here (pretty damn quick as well for a change - well done IB) and find this thread..........

I was sitting here genuinely laughing out loud to the replies

Thanks lads, nice one..:thumb:

All part of the Scoobynet experience.......

Cheers
Rob

ps Kate humble is a dog