The end of the world...
28 November 2009, 11:08 PM
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The end of the world...
At a world summit our leaders discover the world is going to end in three days.
Putin goes back to Russia and announces on TV - I have two pieces of news for you. As Communists we do not believe in God. I have news today that I realise God exists and I must let you know that the world will end in three days.
Obama goes back to America and announces on TV - My fellow Americans I have some good news and some bad new. The news today reaffirms my belief in the Lord our God. The bad news is that in three days we are all going to meet him sooner than planned.
Brown goes back to the UK and excitedly calls a Political Broadcast on all channels. He addresses the nation and says - I have two pieces of great news for you. Today I had news that reaffirmed my faith in God and the Lord our Saviour. And I an excited to let you know that God assures me that the recession will definitely end in three days....
I'll get ma coat
Putin goes back to Russia and announces on TV - I have two pieces of news for you. As Communists we do not believe in God. I have news today that I realise God exists and I must let you know that the world will end in three days.
Obama goes back to America and announces on TV - My fellow Americans I have some good news and some bad new. The news today reaffirms my belief in the Lord our God. The bad news is that in three days we are all going to meet him sooner than planned.
Brown goes back to the UK and excitedly calls a Political Broadcast on all channels. He addresses the nation and says - I have two pieces of great news for you. Today I had news that reaffirmed my faith in God and the Lord our Saviour. And I an excited to let you know that God assures me that the recession will definitely end in three days....
I'll get ma coat
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Can't Gormless Buffoon "buy" him off with a wedge of cash he is busy printing, and save the world..... (Again !)
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