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Old 10 November 2009, 02:23 PM
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Default 2 jokes for today :)

1) how do you recognise a French war veteran?
Sunburned armpits

2) I was in a bar, and a woman walked over and she pinched my **** and kissed me on the cheek.
I got scared. So I raped her in self defense.
Old 10 November 2009, 02:28 PM
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Apparently we all evolved from apes.

Well I'll be a monkeys uncle.
Old 10 November 2009, 02:29 PM
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There is a new girls' doll out on the market. It comes with no shoes, no clothes, no house, no car and no farm.

It's called Zim-barbie.
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Photographs in the paper today show Katie Price wearing a custom-made diamond bracelet, with a matching ring and necklace, bought for her by new boyfriend Alex Reid.

Is anyone else thinking Pimp My Ride?
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You can call me sick if you want but, after my parents and wife died, the first thing I thought about was the next X-Factor audition.
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