Sat 8th Self Pity Thread
08 November 2009, 03:11 AM
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My main plans for today:
#Watch Wales v New Zealand Rugby
#Watch Haye v Valuev Boxing
+ just chill out.
Nope.
******** wanted me to clean out the Aga, some non essential pre medieval cooking device which is non essential to either the heating or cooking of MY house due to the magic of modern age, Gas, that is pumped through probably thousands of miles.
Wales actually losing, when they blitz them first half.
Argument with ******** again because I wasn't coming home and going out with the boys.
Refused entrance to the Pub to watch the fight because we all had "rugby tops" on.
Argument with ******** again.
Going to mates house to order the fight off robbing *******s Sky and then for reasons unknown to human kind to take so long for them to connect us, missing the 1st abd 2nd round, with flash ups "have we paid" or some other bollocks.
Getting home to ******** to find she has burnt her arm because she failed to realise, the probable 400 degrees temperature, in the back of the oven she unsuccessfully tried to sort out with her bare ****ing hands!
+ Some other moaning **** she kicked off about before I got my laptop.
On brighter news, Haye is bringing the heavy weight belt home again
#Watch Wales v New Zealand Rugby
#Watch Haye v Valuev Boxing
+ just chill out.
Nope.
******** wanted me to clean out the Aga, some non essential pre medieval cooking device which is non essential to either the heating or cooking of MY house due to the magic of modern age, Gas, that is pumped through probably thousands of miles.
Wales actually losing, when they blitz them first half.
Argument with ******** again because I wasn't coming home and going out with the boys.
Refused entrance to the Pub to watch the fight because we all had "rugby tops" on.
Argument with ******** again.
Going to mates house to order the fight off robbing *******s Sky and then for reasons unknown to human kind to take so long for them to connect us, missing the 1st abd 2nd round, with flash ups "have we paid" or some other bollocks.
Getting home to ******** to find she has burnt her arm because she failed to realise, the probable 400 degrees temperature, in the back of the oven she unsuccessfully tried to sort out with her bare ****ing hands!
+ Some other moaning **** she kicked off about before I got my laptop.
On brighter news, Haye is bringing the heavy weight belt home again
08 November 2009, 07:52 AM
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My main plans for today:
#Watch Wales v New Zealand Rugby
#Watch Haye v Valuev Boxing
+ just chill out.
Nope.
******** wanted me to clean out the Aga, some non essential pre medieval cooking device which is non essential to either the heating or cooking of MY house due to the magic of modern age, Gas, that is pumped through probably thousands of miles.
Wales actually losing, when they blitz them first half.
Argument with ******** again because I wasn't coming home and going out with the boys.
Refused entrance to the Pub to watch the fight because we all had "rugby tops" on.
Argument with ******** again.
Going to mates house to order the fight off robbing *******s Sky and then for reasons unknown to human kind to take so long for them to connect us, missing the 1st abd 2nd round, with flash ups "have we paid" or some other bollocks.
Getting home to ******** to find she has burnt her arm because she failed to realise, the probable 400 degrees temperature, in the back of the oven she unsuccessfully tried to sort out with her bare ****ing hands!
+ Some other moaning **** she kicked off about before I got my laptop.
On brighter news, Haye is bringing the heavy weight belt home again
#Watch Wales v New Zealand Rugby
#Watch Haye v Valuev Boxing
+ just chill out.
Nope.
******** wanted me to clean out the Aga, some non essential pre medieval cooking device which is non essential to either the heating or cooking of MY house due to the magic of modern age, Gas, that is pumped through probably thousands of miles.
Wales actually losing, when they blitz them first half.
Argument with ******** again because I wasn't coming home and going out with the boys.
Refused entrance to the Pub to watch the fight because we all had "rugby tops" on.
Argument with ******** again.
Going to mates house to order the fight off robbing *******s Sky and then for reasons unknown to human kind to take so long for them to connect us, missing the 1st abd 2nd round, with flash ups "have we paid" or some other bollocks.
Getting home to ******** to find she has burnt her arm because she failed to realise, the probable 400 degrees temperature, in the back of the oven she unsuccessfully tried to sort out with her bare ****ing hands!
+ Some other moaning **** she kicked off about before I got my laptop.
On brighter news, Haye is bringing the heavy weight belt home again
Ive missed my feckin Birthday, I thought it was today.
You have my deepest sympathy...
Today you will mosty be apologizing, and fixing the broken Aga.
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08 November 2009, 10:14 AM
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My main plans for today:
#Watch Wales v New Zealand Rugby
#Watch Haye v Valuev Boxing
+ just chill out.
Nope.
******** wanted me to clean out the Aga, some non essential pre medieval cooking device which is non essential to either the heating or cooking of MY house due to the magic of modern age, Gas, that is pumped through probably thousands of miles.
Wales actually losing, when they blitz them first half.
Argument with ******** again because I wasn't coming home and going out with the boys.
Refused entrance to the Pub to watch the fight because we all had "rugby tops" on.
Argument with ******** again.
Going to mates house to order the fight off robbing *******s Sky and then for reasons unknown to human kind to take so long for them to connect us, missing the 1st abd 2nd round, with flash ups "have we paid" or some other bollocks.
Getting home to ******** to find she has burnt her arm because she failed to realise, the probable 400 degrees temperature, in the back of the oven she unsuccessfully tried to sort out with her bare ****ing hands!
+ Some other moaning **** she kicked off about before I got my laptop.
On brighter news, Haye is bringing the heavy weight belt home again
#Watch Wales v New Zealand Rugby
#Watch Haye v Valuev Boxing
+ just chill out.
Nope.
******** wanted me to clean out the Aga, some non essential pre medieval cooking device which is non essential to either the heating or cooking of MY house due to the magic of modern age, Gas, that is pumped through probably thousands of miles.
Wales actually losing, when they blitz them first half.
Argument with ******** again because I wasn't coming home and going out with the boys.
Refused entrance to the Pub to watch the fight because we all had "rugby tops" on.
Argument with ******** again.
Going to mates house to order the fight off robbing *******s Sky and then for reasons unknown to human kind to take so long for them to connect us, missing the 1st abd 2nd round, with flash ups "have we paid" or some other bollocks.
Getting home to ******** to find she has burnt her arm because she failed to realise, the probable 400 degrees temperature, in the back of the oven she unsuccessfully tried to sort out with her bare ****ing hands!
+ Some other moaning **** she kicked off about before I got my laptop.
On brighter news, Haye is bringing the heavy weight belt home again
...unless it is a civil partnership
08 November 2009, 12:30 PM
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******** could for all we know be a pet name that holds some reference to the place she likes to place her face during times of passion.
In that case she may read this and think "Aaaww he's a sweety for using my pet name when describing me."
In that case she may read this and think "Aaaww he's a sweety for using my pet name when describing me."
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08 November 2009, 12:38 PM
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i just thought he was gay 
untill i read further down she burnt her arm but still could be BI i suppose
at least you admit it hats of to you ......or should i say keep that hat on
untill i read further down she burnt her arm but still could be BI i suppose
at least you admit it hats of to you ......or should i say keep that hat on
08 November 2009, 02:19 PM
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Oops, I nearly said "Your" there!!!!
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08 November 2009, 05:55 PM
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I do pity you for having such a horrible relationship, you have to come on a public forum and vent your frustration. I suppose not everyone can be as lucky as me to have a bloke who actually likes spending time with me. I feel sorry for you 
08 November 2009, 06:50 PM
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Me and my missus fight the bit out and we slabber about eachother like mad but out of sheer fear of what she would do with my testicular area, she knows i'd never stray!
08 November 2009, 06:57 PM
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Dedrater. The whole point of having an Aga, is that you DON'T have to clean them out! You just give them a brush out when it's turned off for servicing (the Aga, I mean, not the wife......).
08 November 2009, 07:31 PM
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08 November 2009, 09:34 PM
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