What would/did your other half do?
23 September 2009, 04:46 PM
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What would/did your other half do?
I am chronically allergic to cats - for example I went to someone's new house six months after they had moved in and was still very allergic as the previous owners had cats.
So my other half told me that if I was ever caught off-piste her retribution would be very simple. She would get next doors cat and rub it over everything I owned - particularly my favourite clothes.
What would yours do?
So my other half told me that if I was ever caught off-piste her retribution would be very simple. She would get next doors cat and rub it over everything I owned - particularly my favourite clothes.
What would yours do?
23 September 2009, 05:47 PM
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My Mrs isn't twisted and bent on revenge unlike a lot of women, so I hazard she would simply dump me? 
She knows I'm illergic to pet furs like dogs, cats and even guinea pigs etc, but if she deliberately tried to set off a reaction knowing that I have pretty bad asthma too, I'd punch her ******* lights out to be fair.
She knows I'm illergic to pet furs like dogs, cats and even guinea pigs etc, but if she deliberately tried to set off a reaction knowing that I have pretty bad asthma too, I'd punch her ******* lights out to be fair.
23 September 2009, 06:49 PM
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Never really understood the allergy thing
My girlfriend is scared of cats because one landed on her brothers face (claws out) when she was much younger
My girlfriend is scared of cats because one landed on her brothers face (claws out) when she was much younger
23 September 2009, 07:08 PM
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I am chronically allergic to cats - for example I went to someone's new house six months after they had moved in and was still very allergic as the previous owners had cats.
So my other half told me that if I was ever caught off-piste her retribution would be very simple. She would get next doors cat and rub it over everything I owned - particularly my favourite clothes.
What would yours do?
So my other half told me that if I was ever caught off-piste her retribution would be very simple. She would get next doors cat and rub it over everything I owned - particularly my favourite clothes.
What would yours do?
23 September 2009, 07:36 PM
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My wife told me gently and with a certain look in her eye that no matter how much bigger Iam to her that ' remember you have to sleep sometime ' and my dangly bits could look good on my key ring
23 September 2009, 07:39 PM
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23 September 2009, 07:56 PM
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I am chronically allergic to cats - for example I went to someone's new house six months after they had moved in and was still very allergic as the previous owners had cats.
So my other half told me that if I was ever caught off-piste her retribution would be very simple. She would get next doors cat and rub it over everything I owned - particularly my favourite clothes.
What would yours do?
So my other half told me that if I was ever caught off-piste her retribution would be very simple. She would get next doors cat and rub it over everything I owned - particularly my favourite clothes.
What would yours do?
23 September 2009, 10:20 PM
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However, a block of global knives in the kitchen that could circumcise an elephant with one waft of the blade add an "edge" to the threat to de-bollock me that cannot be ignored.
23 September 2009, 11:11 PM
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my mrs is a calm, relaxed and sensible woman (yeah right) lol
i just asked my mrs and her response was, " i just leave you plain and simple. " my response was "mmmmmm but your a pyscho at times so doubt it be that easy" lol.
nah been with her since i was 16, never wanted anyone else, like my friend above says why go out for a burger when theres steak at home.
i just asked my mrs and her response was, " i just leave you plain and simple. " my response was "mmmmmm but your a pyscho at times so doubt it be that easy" lol.
nah been with her since i was 16, never wanted anyone else, like my friend above says why go out for a burger when theres steak at home.
23 September 2009, 11:53 PM
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Mine would hang her head in shame, realising she was not satisfying me enough to the point where I had to look elsewhere. And she would be grateful of her shame. I of course would insist that she doubles her efforts in the bedroom and chores in the kitchen, and she would be thankful.
24 September 2009, 01:02 AM
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Are you confusing allergies with phobias? You don't choose to be allergic, (unless you pretend to it as some sort of pose to make yourself seem interesting) it's an uncontrollable adverse bodily reaction to a chemical substance.
24 September 2009, 08:01 AM
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^^^^ Well said. Doesnt matter how much steak is at home, everyone loves a burger. Infact a burger now and then helps you realise how good steak is !
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25 September 2009, 05:22 PM
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yeh of course your right - still not certian how you can be scared of a tomato however or what sort of chemicals are present in cat hairs months down the line
25 September 2009, 08:20 PM
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She would tell my Mum, and Sunday roasts would be off the menu.
But replaced by spit roasts......
TBH Ive never been one for sh4gging about, at least in the 14 months Ive been married anyway.
But replaced by spit roasts......
TBH Ive never been one for sh4gging about, at least in the 14 months Ive been married anyway.