Taken from a friends Facebook page.

Na so dem dey do ooooooo..........I tiar for them.Ronaldo dey dive even Rooney, dem dey hail dem well, Eduardo come dey get boo's anywayna dem get the language.

I should say it's not my mate, it's a comment to him from one of his friends.

But WTF does it mean?

 

his friend is an idiot?

 

my brain hurts

 

His friend is obviously foreign. Maybe the long lost tongue of a remote tribe of neanderthals...

 

he is a simpleton. I hate this chav speak so much I have blocked 'friends' on MSN who have attempted to use such retarded drivel.

I bet his keyboard has a full compliment of keys.....

 

It has the names of two footballers in it ergo the person writing it is probably a football fan a theory confirmed by the fact that rest of his text looks like it was written by a retard.

 

I spotted 3 footballers, do I win a prize?

 

What amuses me is that the 'friend' spelt all the footballers correctly, using capital letters correctly etc - so to me it seems he/she went out of their way to write like that!

 

Might be from a Nigerian 419 scammer, apparently they sometimes leave cryptic comments on guestbooks as signals to each other...

 

I can only spot two...








... and Ronaldo

 

It looks like Jamaican Patois (or Real English as they call it)

 

 

all my asian friends type and text like that
it takes me 3 times as long to read and encrypt it over a harry potter book O_o

 

+ 1

 

Try watching Adulthood/Kidulthood without subtitles

yeh gits mi, blud? Dem tings yous sayin is nuffink. Youisda pussyole ere, man. You disrepcin me? I'll shank ya man. Aye. Run like da ikkle raaats you is. Batty bois da lot of ya maaaan

<sucks teeth>

 

Is da runnings and the gwarnin's of a yout innit.. dem nah waant ya tunnastan wot dema chat dehfo' dema chat wi'dem breds like so ennit

I really do Hope This Helps

 

Well, if Google can't translate that lot into English - and it can't - then what f**king chance do the rest of us have?

 

Rough translation,

I am a plebtard, i think its hip and ""trendy"" to talk like a gangster,
The fact that ive probably never and will never meet one is immaterial, but
it makes me look big in front of people I'll never know or whom in reality wont want to know me. My mum says I'm going to make her proud when i leave school, if i manage to pass my sats


regs

Xavier

 

sounds like moses !!!!