P*ssed up lizards!
21 August 2009, 05:58 PM
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P*ssed up lizards!
Yep, I've got 'em!
The local council sent me a fierce letter telling me what I couldn't chuck in my bin, and also that they were going to open bins at random and anyone caught out would NOT have their bin emptied, and would receive a fine
This being France, they don't provide receptacles for your recycled stuff on the doorstep, nope, YOU have to store it in whatever you have, and take it to the local dechetterie, (rubbish tip/recycling place).
So, I've been storing all manner of things on my doorstep, before transporting them to the tip.
One item has been crushed cans of Gaymers Pear Cider, (OK, I know, but I like it, it's refreshing
).
The other day I noticed one of the cans moving about, and thought, "Hello, mice!".
But no, it was a lizard. Now first I thought it might be after insects that are around the cans, although I didn't see any
But since then, I have seen lizards doing stuff I've never seen before: two lizards FIGHTING!. One that fell off a wall! And one that was so dopey, it let me pick it up.
The booze is now firmly OFF the lizard menu. The crushed cans are stored inside, in a plastic bag. I'M not gonna be responsible for lizards getting ASBO's
The local council sent me a fierce letter telling me what I couldn't chuck in my bin, and also that they were going to open bins at random and anyone caught out would NOT have their bin emptied, and would receive a fine
This being France, they don't provide receptacles for your recycled stuff on the doorstep, nope, YOU have to store it in whatever you have, and take it to the local dechetterie, (rubbish tip/recycling place).
So, I've been storing all manner of things on my doorstep, before transporting them to the tip.
One item has been crushed cans of Gaymers Pear Cider, (OK, I know, but I like it, it's refreshing
).The other day I noticed one of the cans moving about, and thought, "Hello, mice!".
But no, it was a lizard. Now first I thought it might be after insects that are around the cans, although I didn't see any
But since then, I have seen lizards doing stuff I've never seen before: two lizards FIGHTING!. One that fell off a wall! And one that was so dopey, it let me pick it up.
The booze is now firmly OFF the lizard menu. The crushed cans are stored inside, in a plastic bag. I'M not gonna be responsible for lizards getting ASBO's
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