J4CKO

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Every school had kids of a certain type, lets list some of them to see if it is always the same.


Strange nervous lad who hung round with the Dinner Ladies.

The one who used to Poo his pants.

The one who used to shove Bog paper down the toilets and other hillarious (not) pranks.

The really smelly kid on free dinners, always had dirty white pumps, never school shoes.

Fat Spoilt only child kid with loads of toys.

The girl all the boys wanted.

Studious little Asian kid with glasses, nobody ever sure whether male or female.

Billy Bullsh1t, the kid who did the most amazing things every weekend that the other kids could never do as they were bound by reality.

Kid who though in fourth year primary was actually, we all suspected about thirty, smoked, drank, rode a motorbike was usually a fully grown adult and bigger than the teachers, our actually had a home made tattoo.

Asthma kid, like Wheezy the Penguin off toy story, never did games and sat with Spoilt Fat Kid in the library when any physical activities were undertaken.

The Bogeyman, kid who seemed to survive just on the contents of his nose.

Forces Brat, dad stationed nearby, appeared, made friends then was whisked off never to be heard from again.

The ****, hard kid off the council estate.

Slaggy girl, legends abounded but only the **** and thirty year old kid had any actual knowledge.

Big daft kid, Like Lenny from of Mice and Men, usually good for sending to do stuff too risky or stupid.

JPL

The bully

tanyatriangles

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The little b'stard, usually a boy, small, cheeky and bright, who thought up the jolly japes the others carried out, and then he walked away from the consequences.

hodgy0_2

the dinner queue whinger

"sir sir -- he's got two scoops of ice-cream"

shut up you fvcking four eyed whinging cvnt, concentrate on your own pathetic little life and stop worrying what everyone has or hasn't got

STi wanna Subaru

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The kid with the nosebleed all the time. you could spot the drops of blood on the coridoor leading to the toilets.

Torquemada

The kid with the ninja stars and much fun french bangers - last seen having his fingers stitched back on.

JamJay

The boy who looks up girls skirts under the table.

Myles

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The kid, much like Billy Bullsh1tter, whos family were amazing people, footballers, boxers, but most commonly helicopter pilots, and he/she would point to a random helicopter calling to their uncle........

TurboKitty

The odd one who never really fit in anywhere. Too bright to be a drop-out and too much of a trouble maker to be a swot.

Torquemada

Oh yeah, leading on from my last one - the kid who comes back to school with an awesome injury of some kind, that everyone has to be careful of, but he has cool scars etc.

TelBoy

The boy with the biggest fire engine with the most features, including, but not limited to, a revolving platform and extendable ladder.


Hmmm...