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Old 28 July 2009, 03:24 PM
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Question Celebrity Teachers

Whilst I was slogging my way around the M25 this morning the phone in on the radio was about which celebrity would make a "good/cool" school teacher such as Rolf Harris for Art, Mr T for P.E. etc. get the idea?

Who would you choose and for which subject? And as an aside, there are other roles available like caretaker, school nurse, dinner lady...

I guess I would have to choose Brian Blessed as headmaster
Old 28 July 2009, 03:36 PM
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Daley Thompson for PE/Games aswell as being a world class athlete, was a top footballer.
Old 28 July 2009, 03:53 PM
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Garry Glitter as a music teacher ?





Old 28 July 2009, 04:07 PM
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Cheryl Tweedy (don't call her cole) for English Oral.

I'd have a private lesson with her for that.

She's English, and I love Oral.
Old 28 July 2009, 04:12 PM
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Originally Posted by SJ_Skyline
Whilst I was slogging my way around the M25 this morning the phone in on the radio was about which celebrity would make a "good/cool" school teacher such as Rolf Harris for Art, Mr T for P.E. etc. get the idea?

Who would you choose and for which subject? And as an aside, there are other roles available like caretaker, school nurse, dinner lady...

I guess I would have to choose Brian Blessed as headmaster
Kind of twisting celebrity status in some cases...
Alive or dead? Tony Hart for Art, Carl Sagan for Physics, Stephen Hawking for Maths/Physics, Stephen Fry for English, Adam and Jamie from Mythbusters for Chemistry, Michael Palin for Geography, 'Baldrick' (Tony Robinson) for history, Richard Dawkins for Religious Education. I like Mr T for PE. The caretaker from 'Please, Sir', Potter, IIRC. School nurse - Nursey from Blackadder, dinner lady - Joan Sims.

Brian Blessed as Headmaster is spot on
Old 28 July 2009, 04:15 PM
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Jenna Jamerson - Sex Education.
Old 28 July 2009, 04:27 PM
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Carol Vorderman - Maths

Stephen Lewis - Caretaker

Adam Hart Davis - Science

I've got to agree with Brian Blessed as the Head master.
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Dog the Bounty Hunter for caretaker/Security,Lucy pinder for Nurse ,Jamiroquai music,johnny rotten Headmaster.Mrs Doyle dinner lady,might as well be jamie oliver for cook.
Old 28 July 2009, 04:35 PM
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Old 28 July 2009, 05:42 PM
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Originally Posted by Nat
Sarasquares for drama.
Old 29 July 2009, 09:03 AM
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matteboy as a multi-teacher
Old 29 July 2009, 11:50 AM
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Chuck Norris for headmaster, I mean, come on, whose going to mess around with Chuck as the head.

Beaker for Chemistry
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Stuart Pearce for PE/Games

What kid is going to even attempt to get a dodgy sicknote past him
Old 29 July 2009, 04:57 PM
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Originally Posted by Nat
Sarasquares for drama.
Now that is LOL funny!
Old 29 July 2009, 09:26 PM
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Originally Posted by stilover
Cheryl Tweedy (don't call her cole) for English Oral.

I'd have a private lesson with her for that.

She's English, and I love Oral.
shamelessly stolen sir !!!!!!! please cite your references in future, you naughty boy
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stephen king for english lit
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Originally Posted by what would scooby do
Garry Glitter as a music teacher ?





would he not be better for child studies
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Carole Vorderman for anything!

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Gordon Ramsey for Home Ec or whatever its called now - f-ing and blinding at the kids - finally they'd have a teacher that swears more than them!!!




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