Bank Robbery
08 March 2002, 10:24 AM
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Wrong forum I know, but wanted you all to have a laugh!
Two blondes, Trisha and Robin decided to rob a bank together.
The first blonde, Trisha plans the robbery and goes over the plan
with the second blonde, Robin, in great detail.
The robbery begins. Trisha drives up in front of the bank, stops
the car and says to Robin, "I want to make absolutely sure you
understand the plan. You are supposed to be in and out of the bank
in no more than three minutes with the cash. Do you understand the
plan?"
"Perfectly," said Robin.
Robin goes in the bank while Trisha waits in the getaway car.
One minute passes . . .
Two minutes pass . . .
Seven minutes pass . . . and Trisha is really stressing out.
Finally, the bank doors burst open! And here comes Robin. She's got
a safe wrapped up in rope and is dragging it to the car. About the
time she gets the safe in the trunk of the car, the bank doors burst
open again with the security guard coming out. The guard's pants and
underwear are down around his ankles while he is firing his weapon.
As the gals are getting away, Trisha says "You are such a blonde!
I thought you understood the plan!"
Robin said, "I did . . . I did exactly what you said!"
"No, you idiot," said Trish. "You got it all mixed up. I said tie up
the GUARD and blow the SAFE!"
Joan.
Two blondes, Trisha and Robin decided to rob a bank together.
The first blonde, Trisha plans the robbery and goes over the plan
with the second blonde, Robin, in great detail.
The robbery begins. Trisha drives up in front of the bank, stops
the car and says to Robin, "I want to make absolutely sure you
understand the plan. You are supposed to be in and out of the bank
in no more than three minutes with the cash. Do you understand the
plan?"
"Perfectly," said Robin.
Robin goes in the bank while Trisha waits in the getaway car.
One minute passes . . .
Two minutes pass . . .
Seven minutes pass . . . and Trisha is really stressing out.
Finally, the bank doors burst open! And here comes Robin. She's got
a safe wrapped up in rope and is dragging it to the car. About the
time she gets the safe in the trunk of the car, the bank doors burst
open again with the security guard coming out. The guard's pants and
underwear are down around his ankles while he is firing his weapon.
As the gals are getting away, Trisha says "You are such a blonde!
I thought you understood the plan!"
Robin said, "I did . . . I did exactly what you said!"
"No, you idiot," said Trish. "You got it all mixed up. I said tie up
the GUARD and blow the SAFE!"
Joan.
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