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Old 17 July 2009, 05:04 PM
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Default Who is the jammiest/luckiest S-Netter?

Following on from the other thread, which one of you has accidentally fallen on their feet in the most incredible manner? So tell us about your big lottery wins and unplanned threesomes with nubile soap stars.

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Old 17 July 2009, 05:08 PM
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Well it aint me. Im so unlucky I fall off my feet and break regularly.!
Old 17 July 2009, 05:22 PM
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I know someone who regularly falls into cesspits and comes out smelling of roses!
Old 17 July 2009, 06:41 PM
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I reckon its Matteboy, he seems to have the perfect life, I so wish I was him




Old 17 July 2009, 06:51 PM
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Originally Posted by Sonic'
I reckon its Matteboy, he seems to have the perfect life, I so wish I was him






Next!!
Old 17 July 2009, 06:54 PM
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I tend to fall in a river and come out with a cod in my pocket
Old 17 July 2009, 07:01 PM
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Originally Posted by sarasquares
I tend to fall in a river and come out with a cod in my pocket
So thats why fish smell the way they do
Old 17 July 2009, 07:01 PM
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Originally Posted by Sonic'
I reckon its Matteboy, he seems to have the perfect life, I so wish I was him




Too late Sonic' I have bagsied it on another thread, check the times, I win...you lose.
Old 17 July 2009, 07:07 PM
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Originally Posted by Sonic'
So thats why fish smell the way they do
you ******
Old 17 July 2009, 07:09 PM
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Usually, when I fall in a bucket of ****, I come out sucking my thumb

There was one time when I was suddenly and unexpectedly made redundant in a trade where the job prospects weren't very good. Within three weeks I'd signed a new contract for 47% more cash, 100 extra days off a year and much less responsibility
Old 17 July 2009, 07:11 PM
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Originally Posted by sarasquares
you ******
Old 17 July 2009, 07:11 PM
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My wife had a little girl when the Doctor said having one would be as miraculous as a horse swimming the channel in syrup. Pox'd metaphor, stick that in your pipe and smoke it GP
Old 17 July 2009, 07:26 PM
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I think it must be me, i live in the most desierable part of the country, have no neighbours and go out on my boat every couple of days when I am not working earning my 150k+ {not sure if that is PAYE tho}

:-)
Old 17 July 2009, 07:31 PM
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Originally Posted by PaulC72
I think it must be me, i live in the most desierable part of the country, have no neighbours and go out on my boat every couple of days when I am not working earning my 150k+ {not sure if that is PAYE tho}

:-)
I bet you can go to the pub in your boat too
Old 17 July 2009, 07:35 PM
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Originally Posted by Sonic'
I bet you can go to the pub in your boat too

His pub is the boat and it's much better then yours

Old 17 July 2009, 07:38 PM
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Well Bananas in Pyjamas, that IS a stunning boat!
Old 17 July 2009, 08:23 PM
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Originally Posted by richiewong
His pub is the boat and it's much better then yours

Thats only my work boat, you should see my weekend cruiser
Old 17 July 2009, 08:39 PM
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Having thought about it ,I did not have much to offer on the unluckiest person post ,and I have even less to add on this one .Been given nowt ,won nowt .
Still ,a lottery win is my big hope .!!!
Old 17 July 2009, 08:39 PM
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That's a whole council estate, fill it wi' chavs.....









And sink it !

LOL

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P.S. What watch best suits that then ?
Old 18 July 2009, 07:50 AM
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Never win a thing. If I find a fiver I lose a tenner!
Old 18 July 2009, 10:14 AM
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I could have travelled on the train for free last night, as the conductor saw my warrant card and informed me "If you're a cop, you're not paying".

Shame I'd pre-paid for a return ticket at the out-bound station
Old 18 July 2009, 12:50 PM
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I live with Mrs Leslie in the West Country. Thats good enough for me!

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Old 18 July 2009, 02:55 PM
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Originally Posted by Deep Singh
Never win a thing. If I find a fiver I lose a tenner!
Me too
Old 18 July 2009, 03:02 PM
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Originally Posted by mr_impreza
Me too
If you find a lamb it is usually mutton.
Old 18 July 2009, 03:05 PM
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Originally Posted by PaulC72
If you find a lamb it is usually mutton.

And it'll be a ram as well

Does that count as being lucky though?
Old 18 July 2009, 03:06 PM
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Originally Posted by richiewong
And He'll ram it as well

Does that count as being lucky though?
EFA
Old 18 July 2009, 03:11 PM
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Originally Posted by PaulC72
If you find a lamb it is usually mutton.
Originally Posted by richiewong
And it'll be a ram as well

Does that count as being lucky though?
Originally Posted by Tam the bam
EFA
Old 18 July 2009, 03:14 PM
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Originally Posted by Nat21
I am the jammiest/luckiest S-Netter

LOOK



See. I win again

Not with those super gay shades!
Old 18 July 2009, 03:15 PM
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Nat you are indeed lucky to have 5 lovely daughters...


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