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Old 16 July 2009, 04:17 PM
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Default If by magic you could change something

what would it be?

Maybe you'd like to give the missus one up the bum, bigger salary, different neighbour, smaller nose, bigger feet, bus stop nearer to your house? What would it be?
Old 16 July 2009, 04:21 PM
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I would like a sex change, just temporarily
Old 16 July 2009, 04:25 PM
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Allow me access to nuclear launch codes (?!).............................
Old 16 July 2009, 04:31 PM
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Have a pilory in the middle of town for the fatties to be pelted with rotten fruit
Old 16 July 2009, 04:34 PM
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have a job... oh and sex more than once a blue moon...infact ide make the moon blue
Old 16 July 2009, 04:42 PM
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This weeks EuroMillions lottery numbers to the same as those on the ticket I would buy
Old 16 July 2009, 04:44 PM
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Originally Posted by Coffin Dodger
This weeks EuroMillions lottery numbers to the same as those on the ticket I would buy
That too!
Old 16 July 2009, 04:48 PM
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just one FFS, you can't have it all!
Old 16 July 2009, 04:56 PM
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To make MattW stop coming up with stupid threads!
Old 16 July 2009, 05:24 PM
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Originally Posted by chrispurvis100
To make MattW stop coming up with stupid threads!
Get with it
Old 16 July 2009, 05:27 PM
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Id have bought my g parents house and kept my last car instead of this one

hindsight eh
Old 16 July 2009, 05:46 PM
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Cancer would not exist
Old 16 July 2009, 05:55 PM
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The world population to never exceed 3bn, and that includes this country having a maximum of 30m.
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To have sex on national television.
Old 16 July 2009, 07:02 PM
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Originally Posted by Devildog
Cancer would not exist
+1
Old 16 July 2009, 07:31 PM
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to heal the world and feed all the starving childer
Old 16 July 2009, 07:36 PM
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everyone was treated the same
Old 16 July 2009, 07:51 PM
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All politicians to be hit by lightning whenever they mislead us.
Old 16 July 2009, 07:51 PM
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I would change myself into Matteeboy....**** the money.
Old 16 July 2009, 07:59 PM
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to have my scooby back....... i wish i never sold her.. boo hooooo ;(

or to be a bit more rich ie about 1/5 a mill will do instead of my under 1k bank bal haha
Old 16 July 2009, 10:20 PM
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Originally Posted by EddScott
To have sex on national television.
you mean you want to be filmed or you'd like to see more of it on TV?
Old 16 July 2009, 10:27 PM
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that socialism/communism died a well deserved ideological death
Old 17 July 2009, 09:31 AM
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I'd like a full head of hair again, please

(Oh yeah, world poverty, Mugabe dead, cure for cancer etc etc).

But really, I want my hair back, please
Old 17 July 2009, 10:34 AM
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For me to be able to view the future on Sky+
Old 17 July 2009, 10:37 AM
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Originally Posted by chocolate_o_brian
I'd like a full head of hair again, please

(Oh yeah, world poverty, Mugabe dead, cure for cancer etc etc).

But really, I want my hair back, please


You're not going to become a comb-over victim, are you?
Old 17 July 2009, 10:38 AM
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Originally Posted by TelBoy
You're not going to become a comb-over victim, are you?
No, no I am not. I will stick to the stereotypical "scruffy" look of the 'unemployed shaven headed lout' theme. Wouldn't wanna disappiont on here would I??
Old 17 July 2009, 10:40 AM
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I dreamed that my **** would reach to the floor.

Woke up and my f**king legs had fallen off
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to have completed my apprenticeship

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