Swiss's Pre holiday bonanza :)
13 July 2009, 12:37 PM
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Swiss's Pre holiday bonanza :)
Off on holiday soon, so you all get a break as well as me 
But before I go, I am leaving you with some reading material
If you go down to the woods today..........
It took a while but at last
How do you pronounce Oklahoma ?
Knowing how fond you are of the written word and correct pronunciation, I thought you should be aware of this.
There is a right way and a wrong way to pronounce Oklahoma
The proper way is: OKLA...HOMA
(There's a pause between the 'a' and the 'h'.)
I can prove it.....
and finally.... Surgeons
Five surgeons are discussing who were the best patients to operate on.
The first surgeon says, 'I like to see Accountants on my operating table because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered.'
The second responds, 'Yeah, but you should try Electricians! Everything inside them is colour-coded.'
The third surgeon says, 'No, I really think Librarians are the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order.'
The fourth surgeon chimes in, 'You know I like Construction Workers. Those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end, and when the job takes longer than you said it would.'
But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed, 'You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no *****, no brains, and no spine, and there are only two moving parts - the mouth and the arsehole - and they are interchangeable'
enjoy
But before I go, I am leaving you with some reading material
If you go down to the woods today..........
It took a while but at last
How do you pronounce Oklahoma ?
Knowing how fond you are of the written word and correct pronunciation, I thought you should be aware of this.
There is a right way and a wrong way to pronounce Oklahoma
The proper way is: OKLA...HOMA
(There's a pause between the 'a' and the 'h'.)
I can prove it.....
and finally.... Surgeons
Five surgeons are discussing who were the best patients to operate on.
The first surgeon says, 'I like to see Accountants on my operating table because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered.'
The second responds, 'Yeah, but you should try Electricians! Everything inside them is colour-coded.'
The third surgeon says, 'No, I really think Librarians are the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order.'
The fourth surgeon chimes in, 'You know I like Construction Workers. Those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end, and when the job takes longer than you said it would.'
But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed, 'You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no *****, no brains, and no spine, and there are only two moving parts - the mouth and the arsehole - and they are interchangeable'
enjoy
homa 
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