Porn ?
18 June 2009, 07:50 PM
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**** ?
Is there anyone on here who honestly, never, ever looks at **** ?
Its funny, its a subject that really makes people squirm.
Do you ever buy magazines in this age of web filth, are they purely for buying when stuck in a hotel in London when the WiFi is 12 quid a day, i.e. the thrifty pervert......
Its funny, its a subject that really makes people squirm.
Do you ever buy magazines in this age of web filth, are they purely for buying when stuck in a hotel in London when the WiFi is 12 quid a day, i.e. the thrifty pervert......
18 June 2009, 07:57 PM
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SN now tends to my every waiting scuzzy **** needs. It's so ram packed full of dirt these days that I need a max pack of bog rolls to hand when I log on. Long live the SN **** chan, it's 'excellent and free top class filth' HTH 
18 June 2009, 09:08 PM
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Only time I ever bought porno mags was when I was about 14! (15 years ago!). Soon after that the net was able to provide an infinite amount for free! 
Can't really think who would buy porno mags these days really - I guess only when you're on a business trip overnight alone in a hotel, and don't want to risk polluting the explorer history on the company laptop!
Can't really think who would buy porno mags these days really - I guess only when you're on a business trip overnight alone in a hotel, and don't want to risk polluting the explorer history on the company laptop!
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Club was a bit upmarket were I was from, Men Only was a staple in our school, Fiesta and Escort got the job done and Razzle gave the hope that even munters were dirty
And the guys who turned up with a Blue Book or Color Climax were quickly elevated to legendary status.
And the guys who turned up with a Blue Book or Color Climax were quickly elevated to legendary status.
18 June 2009, 11:43 PM
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Not really interested. I can get a much better view, wandering down to the beach and seeing the scantily clad males trying to surf
I much prefer a bit of mystery, not really into this full on stuff. Hence, never bothers with the Adult Forum
I much prefer a bit of mystery, not really into this full on stuff. Hence, never bothers with the Adult Forum
19 June 2009, 12:08 AM
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19 June 2009, 01:16 AM
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Pontificating
PMSL at some the replies, so many memories come flooding back
Fiesta, Knave, Escort, Razzle etc
And the dumped pornos down the woods, Golf course and Railway line.
I worked with a guy, who we will call Mr X, said he found loads of vids stuffed down rabbit holes on Wimbledon common, his dog found them mainly pissing and Pregnant stuff, we suspected it was his stash and it was just an elaborate story.
This is the same guy that invited another work mate over for a few drinks with his wife, said person got pissed, passed out and awoke to find Mr X standing over him polishing his tool attempting to decorate his face, the guy jumps up all sorts of commotion and Mrs X shots down the stairs to see what all the fuss is to utter the immortal line, Not again Mr X
He left the company soon after, driving down to Cornwall did a bottle of Brandy in the company Transit went staright off the road and into a field, totalled the trannie (the bvehicle not someobne he had in the back)
Fiesta, Knave, Escort, Razzle etc
And the dumped pornos down the woods, Golf course and Railway line.
I worked with a guy, who we will call Mr X, said he found loads of vids stuffed down rabbit holes on Wimbledon common, his dog found them
mainly pissing and Pregnant stuff, we suspected it was his stash and it was just an elaborate story.This is the same guy that invited another work mate over for a few drinks with his wife, said person got pissed, passed out and awoke to find Mr X standing over him polishing his tool attempting to decorate his face, the guy jumps up all sorts of commotion and Mrs X shots down the stairs to see what all the fuss is to utter the immortal line, Not again Mr X
He left the company soon after, driving down to Cornwall did a bottle of Brandy in the company Transit went staright off the road and into a field, totalled the trannie (the bvehicle not someobne he had in the back
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:-)
Fiesta, Knave, Escort, Razzle - Those fine mags were my bible back when I was 13/14.
Ive never brought a **** mag as I used to find them, or nick them off other mates. Nowadays the internet is so full of ****, and lets be honest, who's ever watched a **** movie from start to finish ? :-)
When your younger, you dont care about as a storyline, just get at it :-), the older you get, the storyline becomes important as you like the idea of this happening in real life.
I doubt men can live without **** ! Its the hunter / gather / animal is us ! :-)
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Fiesta, Knave, Escort, Razzle - Those fine mags were my bible back when I was 13/14.
Ive never brought a **** mag as I used to find them, or nick them off other mates. Nowadays the internet is so full of ****, and lets be honest, who's ever watched a **** movie from start to finish ? :-)
When your younger, you dont care about as a storyline, just get at it :-), the older you get, the storyline becomes important as you like the idea of this happening in real life.
I doubt men can live without **** ! Its the hunter / gather / animal is us ! :-)
SBK
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19 June 2009, 11:20 AM
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I've got a 500gb hard drive that is basically full and 85%+ is ****. Also got loads of old CD's burned with **** kicking about. I hardly look at archived stuff but I can't bring myself to erase it. I suppose one day I might bundle the hard drive and CD's up into a black bag and them dump that at the woods for new age tech-savvy kids to find
I've got a similar stash myself - I even back it all up on an external HD and some on DVDs for the weekend
19 June 2009, 11:49 AM
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Did someone mention ****? ahhhh the good old days finding mags in the woods 
a mate once found a video, dried it out on his radiator, and turned out to be a cracking porno 
ahhhh the good old days finding mags in the woods a mate once found a video, dried it out on his radiator, and turned out to be a cracking porno
19 June 2009, 12:37 PM
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Who deposits the magazines in parks and the like, I remember as a kid of about 11 or 12 finding one and decorating our "den" with it, and to quote the Cat off Red Dwarf
"I wanted to do something, I didnt know what it was but I knew I wanted to do a lot of it"
It's funny this got mentioned as I thought about it a while back and then, on Noah's Ark Lane in Mobberly face up in all its shiny glory was a prsitine copy of Razzle as I cycled past, I didnt pcik it up but I did consider it, I didnt really want to explain where I had got it from to the missus as I suspect it would have been burnt and then the whole house fumigated, she is ok when I bring one back off my travels and always has a good read, the stories are hillarious and always the same, "Steve slid his enourmous", "Sopping Knickers", "***", you get the idea, she always asks why do these poor girls do it,
Errrr the cash, some are exhibitionists and most a lot too thick to do much else.
There is no more shameful and furtive experience than going into a newsagent to buy one, its like walking up to someone and announcing that you are planning a tommy in the very near future, dont know why, 99% of people have a grumble, even women who generally very cagey about it, as if there arms dont reach or something.
"I wanted to do something, I didnt know what it was but I knew I wanted to do a lot of it"
It's funny this got mentioned as I thought about it a while back and then, on Noah's Ark Lane in Mobberly face up in all its shiny glory was a prsitine copy of Razzle as I cycled past, I didnt pcik it up but I did consider it, I didnt really want to explain where I had got it from to the missus as I suspect it would have been burnt and then the whole house fumigated, she is ok when I bring one back off my travels and always has a good read, the stories are hillarious and always the same, "Steve slid his enourmous", "Sopping Knickers", "***", you get the idea, she always asks why do these poor girls do it,
Errrr the cash, some are exhibitionists and most a lot too thick to do much else.
There is no more shameful and furtive experience than going into a newsagent to buy one, its like walking up to someone and announcing that you are planning a tommy in the very near future, dont know why, 99% of people have a grumble, even women who generally very cagey about it, as if there arms dont reach or something.
19 June 2009, 01:23 PM
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I remember when I was a student back in '96, not long before the web kicked off properly. I got all adventurous and ordered some "proper" magazines from "Private" on mail order.
As I still lived at home with the folks, I had to be all discreet at picking up the mail for a while
Trouble was, once I got them, the company would regularly send me their rather interesting catalogues.
I'm sure I can remember the questions "err Ross, whats in those brown envelopes you keep getting?"
Took a few years for them to realise I wasnt going to buy any more and stopped sending them
As I still lived at home with the folks, I had to be all discreet at picking up the mail for a while
Trouble was, once I got them, the company would regularly send me their rather interesting catalogues.
I'm sure I can remember the questions "err Ross, whats in those brown envelopes you keep getting?"
Took a few years for them to realise I wasnt going to buy any more and stopped sending them
19 June 2009, 01:30 PM
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I once ordered a Fiona Cooper video (erm, for a mate, a mate of a mate in fact, weren't mine, honest) and they were the same. Moved out of home and there was always a few in a pile in the hall for me when I went back. Handy to eh, flick through....
19 June 2009, 01:55 PM
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Most teenagers must be immune to **** to a certain extent? When I was young it was quite difficult to get anything apart from wandering through the woods or pretending to be older and seeing how 'nice' the guy in the newsagent would be.
If you go to Google images, switch off safe search and type almost anything (non ****/nude related) and you are bound to get at least one image on the first page containing nudity.
Pop-psychology says it isn't a good thing as you then seek out more and more extreme things....
Steve
If you go to Google images, switch off safe search and type almost anything (non ****/nude related) and you are bound to get at least one image on the first page containing nudity.
Pop-psychology says it isn't a good thing as you then seek out more and more extreme things....
Steve
