Couple of old, slightly off colour jokes, nsfw
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Couple of old, slightly off colour jokes, nsfw
Young girl sat in the dentist's waiting room, drops the lolly she's eating onto the floor, and it rolls under the bloke opposite's chair.
He picks it up and hands it back, and as he does so he says, " There are hairs all over your sweety".
She replies, "Yes, and I'm only 12".
Another young lass visits the doctor. He is listening to her chest, so says, "Big Breaths", to which she replies, "Yeth, and I'm only thixthteen".
Sorry, I'll get me coat.
He picks it up and hands it back, and as he does so he says, " There are hairs all over your sweety".
She replies, "Yes, and I'm only 12".
Another young lass visits the doctor. He is listening to her chest, so says, "Big Breaths", to which she replies, "Yeth, and I'm only thixthteen".
Sorry, I'll get me coat.
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Young girl sat in the dentist's waiting room, drops the lolly she's eating onto the floor, and it rolls under the bloke opposite's chair.
He picks it up and hands it back, and as he does so he says, " There are hairs all over your sweety".
She replies, "Yes, and I'm only 12".
Another young lass visits the doctor. He is listening to her chest, so says, "Big Breaths", to which she replies, "Yeth, and I'm only thixthteen".
Sorry, I'll get me coat.
He picks it up and hands it back, and as he does so he says, " There are hairs all over your sweety".
She replies, "Yes, and I'm only 12".
Another young lass visits the doctor. He is listening to her chest, so says, "Big Breaths", to which she replies, "Yeth, and I'm only thixthteen".
Sorry, I'll get me coat.
Les
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