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Old 21 May 2009, 03:07 PM
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Default Jacko is ill!!

Jackson has canceled some dates of his UK tour after discovering that the £2000 pound for a ten year old incentive was actually for cars.
Old 21 May 2009, 03:11 PM
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LOL!

amazing, he has pulled out of some of the date already - no surprises there and i am sure his loyal and blind (sheep) fan base will be happy and make his excuses for him
Old 21 May 2009, 03:16 PM
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i thought this was about our very own Jacko to which i was concerned when reading the title, but as its wacko jacko who cares!
Old 21 May 2009, 03:27 PM
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Shamone *****'s
Old 21 May 2009, 03:49 PM
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Originally Posted by Jamz3k
i thought this was about our very own Jacko to which i was concerned when reading the title, but as its wacko jacko who cares!

me too
Old 21 May 2009, 04:16 PM
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I'm surprised I predicted one show then he'll be Ill but not even one done.
Old 21 May 2009, 04:22 PM
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Originally Posted by antc
I'm surprised I predicted one show then he'll be Ill but not even one done.
feels like a repeat of the deal he entered into with the Arab Royal a few yeara back, Jacko promised to deliver talent and ability (as he used to have in abundance in the 80's) and couldn't in the end do it, looks like history repeating itself...

It is about time his sycophantical entourage, manager and those to are his so called friends pointed out that his days as a talented music star and entertainer are now over and he need to admit it to himself.

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Old 21 May 2009, 04:24 PM
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I am sure the title of this thread is wrong...

...Jacko is sick!
Old 21 May 2009, 04:27 PM
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Originally Posted by Spooky Mulder

...Jacko is sick!
How sick is he?

Old 21 May 2009, 05:22 PM
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Im fine ????
Old 21 May 2009, 05:41 PM
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what puzzles me is if he claims " it dont matter if your black or white", then why the hell did he bleach his skin? oh sorry, he didnt did he, so i take it then to, not blame it on sunshine, dont blame it on moonlight, dont blame it on the good times, just blame it on the boogie!!!
Old 21 May 2009, 05:45 PM
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when he dies will he get buried, cremated or recycled?
Old 21 May 2009, 06:42 PM
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As j4ckos P.A.

i confirm he is alive and well,

some of his jokes are sick though
Old 21 May 2009, 07:11 PM
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Originally Posted by Tam the bam
when he dies will he get buried, cremated or recycled?
He is only 60% recyclable due to his high plastic content.
Old 21 May 2009, 09:35 PM
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Its all good , with the appropriate scrubbers
Old 21 May 2009, 09:51 PM
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Originally Posted by my06 ppp silver
what puzzles me is if he claims " it dont matter if your black or white", then why the hell did he bleach his skin? oh sorry, he didnt did he, so i take it then to, not blame it on sunshine, dont blame it on moonlight, dont blame it on the good times, just blame it on the boogie!!!

That is a good question. The only reason I can think, is that white nonces get a better deal in the US prison system than black **** nonces, and he was hedging his bets.
Old 21 May 2009, 09:56 PM
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pity all the touts that bought tickets just to sell on
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Old 22 May 2009, 10:27 AM
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According to rumour much of the art work for the new tour was completed by Rolf Harris. In acknowledgement Jackson has pledged to do two little boys at the end of each show.
Old 22 May 2009, 01:48 PM
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Originally Posted by J4CKO
Im fine ????
Glad of that-the title had me going for a moment!

Les
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Yeah, me too............and some of the Michael Jackson jokes are cringeworthy.
Old 22 May 2009, 03:29 PM
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Originally Posted by tanyatriangles
Yeah, me too............and some of the Michael Jackson jokes are cringeworthy.
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