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lol thats funny if you take away the 58 number it reads OU GEY..I just wonder if the copper driving it actually realises what the number plate says OU GEY GEY GEY GEY.
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Dear Ms. Sarasquares,
Due to viewing the above photograph on a public forum, we have reason to believe it was taken on a camera phone from the right hand side of the vehicle. Unless you can prove that you were driving a left hand drive car, we have no choice but to issue a ticket for using a hand held device at the wheel.
The anti terrorist act was also breached by taking said photo of a police vehicle so a court summons will be involved.
How do you look in a wet T-Shirt as you will have to be interrogated in full, after you have been deported to somewhere waterboarding is acceptable!!!.
Due to viewing the above photograph on a public forum, we have reason to believe it was taken on a camera phone from the right hand side of the vehicle. Unless you can prove that you were driving a left hand drive car, we have no choice but to issue a ticket for using a hand held device at the wheel.
The anti terrorist act was also breached by taking said photo of a police vehicle so a court summons will be involved.
How do you look in a wet T-Shirt as you will have to be interrogated in full, after you have been deported to somewhere waterboarding is acceptable!!!.
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Dear Ms. Sarasquares,
Due to viewing the above photograph on a public forum, we have reason to believe it was taken on a camera phone from the right hand side of the vehicle. Unless you can prove that you were driving a left hand drive car, we have no choice but to issue a ticket for using a hand held device at the wheel.
The anti terrorist act was also breached by taking said photo of a police vehicle so a court summons will be involved.
How do you look in a wet T-Shirt as you will have to be interrogated in full, after you have been deported to somewhere waterboarding is acceptable!!!.
Due to viewing the above photograph on a public forum, we have reason to believe it was taken on a camera phone from the right hand side of the vehicle. Unless you can prove that you were driving a left hand drive car, we have no choice but to issue a ticket for using a hand held device at the wheel.
The anti terrorist act was also breached by taking said photo of a police vehicle so a court summons will be involved.
How do you look in a wet T-Shirt as you will have to be interrogated in full, after you have been deported to somewhere waterboarding is acceptable!!!.
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taking a pic of a cop car , terrorism = what a load of bollox
i got a stern word the other day when i took a photo af a police car parked on double yellows opposite my work . the driver was in tescos buying lunch and the other one was having a sneaky *** on the phone , the traffic warden booked the car in front and the car behind the copper but not him .
what a load of **** , one rule for one , one for the other eh fooking ******
the traffic warden came over and said did i take a picture its illegal to which i said " f*ck off you *****" i can do what i want !!
he was bleating something about terrorism as i walked off ,
do i look like a terrorist . no i dont
i got a stern word the other day when i took a photo af a police car parked on double yellows opposite my work . the driver was in tescos buying lunch and the other one was having a sneaky *** on the phone , the traffic warden booked the car in front and the car behind the copper but not him .
what a load of **** , one rule for one , one for the other eh fooking ******
the traffic warden came over and said did i take a picture its illegal to which i said " f*ck off you *****" i can do what i want !!
he was bleating something about terrorism as i walked off ,
do i look like a terrorist . no i dont
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Dear Ms. Sarasquares,
Due to viewing the above photograph on a public forum, we have reason to believe it was taken on a camera phone from the right hand side of the vehicle. Unless you can prove that you were driving a left hand drive car, we have no choice but to issue a ticket for using a hand held device at the wheel.
Due to viewing the above photograph on a public forum, we have reason to believe it was taken on a camera phone from the right hand side of the vehicle. Unless you can prove that you were driving a left hand drive car, we have no choice but to issue a ticket for using a hand held device at the wheel.
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Glad you liked the pic
I really need to find that car again. I wonder if i could get the cop to pose next to it for me
I bet all the new guys get to drive that car as part of the initiation process
Simon, yes its the road where the Vale garage was, i was heading toward Stanborough, the car went into the WGC police headquarters. I still had two hands on the wheel
A few years ago i was in Hemel Hempstead with my two sons, one had just got a new camera phone and wanted to test it.
There was a community police car in front so i told him to take a pic of the rear of the police car to check it.
We were just entering the 'magic roundabout' where he took a few pictures. There were two blonde female officers in the car. At one point their car swerved a bit funny then we went on our way.
We were going up a road, Queensway, when all of a sudden we were surrounded by police cars and made to stop.
The two community officers that had been in front of us had got scared as they saw my son take pictures of their car, they called in my reg plate, wrong, got no match so thought we were terroists in a yello Subaru with a dodgy plate. They thought that my plate had an 'i' when it was a '1'
I was a bit worried that it would happen again
I really need to find that car again. I wonder if i could get the cop to pose next to it for me
I bet all the new guys get to drive that car as part of the initiation process
Simon, yes its the road where the Vale garage was, i was heading toward Stanborough, the car went into the WGC police headquarters. I still had two hands on the wheel
A few years ago i was in Hemel Hempstead with my two sons, one had just got a new camera phone and wanted to test it.
There was a community police car in front so i told him to take a pic of the rear of the police car to check it.
We were just entering the 'magic roundabout' where he took a few pictures. There were two blonde female officers in the car. At one point their car swerved a bit funny then we went on our way.
We were going up a road, Queensway, when all of a sudden we were surrounded by police cars and made to stop.
The two community officers that had been in front of us had got scared as they saw my son take pictures of their car, they called in my reg plate, wrong, got no match so thought we were terroists in a yello Subaru with a dodgy plate. They thought that my plate had an 'i' when it was a '1'
I was a bit worried that it would happen again
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taking a pic of a cop car , terrorism = what a load of bollox
i got a stern word the other day when i took a photo af a police car parked on double yellows opposite my work . the driver was in tescos buying lunch and the other one was having a sneaky *** on the phone , the traffic warden booked the car in front and the car behind the copper but not him .
what a load of **** , one rule for one , one for the other eh fooking ******
the traffic warden came over and said did i take a picture its illegal to which i said " f*ck off you *****" i can do what i want !!
he was bleating something about terrorism as i walked off ,
do i look like a terrorist . no i dont
i got a stern word the other day when i took a photo af a police car parked on double yellows opposite my work . the driver was in tescos buying lunch and the other one was having a sneaky *** on the phone , the traffic warden booked the car in front and the car behind the copper but not him .
what a load of **** , one rule for one , one for the other eh fooking ******
the traffic warden came over and said did i take a picture its illegal to which i said " f*ck off you *****" i can do what i want !!
he was bleating something about terrorism as i walked off ,
do i look like a terrorist . no i dont
Les
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