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Old 20 April 2009, 11:01 PM
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Red face Is there a need for different size Condoms?

Condoms are apparently 'too big' for Indian men.

The issue is serious because about one in every five times a condom is used in India it either falls off or tears, an extremely high failure rate.

And the country already has the highest number of HIV infections of any nation.

BBC NEWS | World | South Asia | Condoms 'too big' for Indian men

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Never thought about it before ... needing different sized condoms for different races?

I wonder who needs a large size? Apart from me, that is
Old 20 April 2009, 11:03 PM
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i've been using black bin-liners for years now, they do the trick!
Old 20 April 2009, 11:05 PM
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Im sure I saw a league table once of ***** sizes, UK was up there but not top I think that was the Italians.
Mine fills a pram, that's enough
Old 20 April 2009, 11:10 PM
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love this quote

"It's not size, it's what you do with it that matters," he said.

"From our population, the evidence is Indians are doing pretty well.

Obviously there not using condoms though!

I though they did make them in different sizes, when I lived in Japan the condoms over there were definately smaller. pint in a half pint pot!
Old 20 April 2009, 11:14 PM
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Originally Posted by Jamz3k
i've been using black bin-liners for years now, they do the trick!
This isn't a topic about what you wear over your head during sex ....
Old 20 April 2009, 11:33 PM
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I think mexicans have the biggest. So the wife says anyway.
Old 20 April 2009, 11:35 PM
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Originally Posted by SunnySideUp
I wonder who needs a large size? Apart from me, that is
I'm surprised you can still get it up at your age
Old 20 April 2009, 11:36 PM
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Viagra, Viagra!!

And a Mexican wave
Old 20 April 2009, 11:38 PM
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I cant speak for all indians but my Mr is just fine...
Old 20 April 2009, 11:42 PM
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a giant size ****

no more to be said really....
Old 20 April 2009, 11:45 PM
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Originally Posted by mykp
I though they did make them in different sizes, when I lived in Japan the condoms over there were definately smaller. pint in a half pint pot!
Yes. Although I would have appreciated something on the packet in English that stated: "Japanese girls are likely to scream when excited like they have just been stabbed in the heart with a hot poker. Don't worry. Certainly don't stop and start looking for flesh wounds.".

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Old 20 April 2009, 11:52 PM
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Originally Posted by SunnySideUp
Condoms are apparently 'too big' for Indian men.

The issue is serious because about one in every five times a condom is used in India it either falls off or tears, an extremely high failure rate.

And the country already has the highest number of HIV infections of any nation.

BBC NEWS | World | South Asia | Condoms 'too big' for Indian men

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Never thought about it before ... needing different sized condoms for different races?

I wonder who needs a large size? Apart from me, that is
Do they tickle your nose?
Old 21 April 2009, 12:05 AM
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I worked on a European funded West Africa child health programme and we sent $0.5 million's worth of condoms to the Gambia. We were told they weren't big enough. We replaced them with larger ones with telex (that dates it!) saying "we hope these will now cover your requirements".

True btw!!

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Old 21 April 2009, 01:25 AM
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Old 21 April 2009, 09:03 AM
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They have smaller condoms in asia. When I was travelling a guy I knew from New Zealand was telling me and I wasnt sure if I should believe him or not. Month later I was getting it on with a gal from Japan and sure enough she supplied me with a non fit variety
Old 21 April 2009, 09:20 AM
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I know ur taking the **** like but Durex arent big enough I end up ripping them, Mates are bigger, not boasting just the truth.
Old 21 April 2009, 11:04 AM
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Originally Posted by unclebuck
a giant size ****

no more to be said really....
You always have to bring politics into it!

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Old 21 April 2009, 11:07 AM
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They used to issue them FOC to the students when we were training in Canada.

They were unusably small!

Les
Old 21 April 2009, 11:40 AM
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the story goes that in Japan they used to sell 3 sizes of condoms to cover all eventualities. They sized them SMALL, MEDIUM and LARGE. Of course the medium and large did a roaring trade but they barely sold any of the 'small'. A simple rebranding and sold as MEDIUM, LARGE and EXTRA LARGE saw sales of the previously small size condoms be the leading seller. Was clearly a woman in charge of the original branding
Old 21 April 2009, 12:51 PM
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Originally Posted by JDM_Stig
I know ur taking the **** like but Durex arent big enough I end up ripping them, Mates are bigger, not boasting just the truth.
You sure you got that the right way round? Mates I've found they were very tight, and I rember a lass saying that they were for people who were inadiquite. featherlite are ok not brilliant.
Old 21 April 2009, 12:56 PM
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I remember, many years ago now, telling my mates that I found it amazing that they embosed the BS Kite Mark close to the end.
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It was at that moment that I realised I had to roll it on much further than most!!

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Old 21 April 2009, 01:07 PM
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this is another **** and ball topic.
Old 21 April 2009, 01:10 PM
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Condoms are over rated. Crisp packet of you flavouring , standard or big eats pending on size, elastic band. Job done
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Not forgetting the Lady Gaga size............


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Old 21 April 2009, 01:23 PM
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Boxst you been hiding in my wardrobes?
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Originally Posted by antc
Boxst you been hiding in my wardrobes?
Looks like he's been ******** your mrs with his giant **** too
Old 21 April 2009, 02:41 PM
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Haha touché.
Old 21 April 2009, 04:54 PM
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Originally Posted by ronjeramy
Looks like he's been ******** your mrs with his giant **** too

Old 21 April 2009, 05:38 PM
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The international standard for condoms is larger than average ***** size anyway. Not just the indians.


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