If you were caught...
05 April 2009, 10:24 AM
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If you were caught...
Having a wee in the street on a night out (your obv pretty drunk) and police collar you and tell you you've just got an £80 fine...
Would you
a) Run
b) Pay
c) **** yourself and save £80
Was watching it on street cops last night lol
Would you
a) Run
b) Pay
c) **** yourself and save £80
Was watching it on street cops last night lol
05 April 2009, 10:47 AM
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Well....
A)If your that drunk no point running, They'll catch you
B)Not paying £80 for a ****
C) I would just **** myself, Wouldnt be the first time and it wouldnt be the last.
A)If your that drunk no point running, They'll catch you
B)Not paying £80 for a ****
C) I would just **** myself, Wouldnt be the first time and it wouldnt be the last.
05 April 2009, 10:52 AM
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lol coppers usually ask you to stop, well thats what they said to my mate, his reply was if its costing me theres no chance ur getting me to stop lol hmm how about get your moneys wirth and have a **** aswell
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This kinda happened to me... i was driving so had not had a drop, but after 15 OJ's i was bursting - i dropped my mate off (who was legless) and dived into the near bushes to stop myself passing out from pain... 2 seconds later i see car lights behind me, yup, busted.
Best part is as im getting a telling off, my pissed mate staggers over and starts trying to chat up the female officer, as she gets out the car she hits him with the car door in the head and he drops to the floor... once they check he is ok, they say "dont do it again" and cheese it before we can say another word lol
Best part is as im getting a telling off, my pissed mate staggers over and starts trying to chat up the female officer, as she gets out the car she hits him with the car door in the head and he drops to the floor... once they check he is ok, they say "dont do it again" and cheese it before we can say another word lol
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05 April 2009, 06:52 PM
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Pop up toilets are the answer, just like the streets of London lol RANDOM!
Im not sure how peeing up an alley is not legal but peeing in the middle of a bus station at a designated "pee point" is!
Have a little self respect and learn to control your bladder and use toilets when available I say
Seriously, how is standing at one of these taking a pee any different ?
http://gallery.hd.org/_exhibits/toil...ters-1-DHD.jpg
Im not sure how peeing up an alley is not legal but peeing in the middle of a bus station at a designated "pee point" is!
Have a little self respect and learn to control your bladder and use toilets when available I say
Seriously, how is standing at one of these taking a pee any different ?
http://gallery.hd.org/_exhibits/toil...ters-1-DHD.jpg
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07 April 2009, 02:12 PM
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Pop up toilets are the answer, just like the streets of London lol RANDOM!
Im not sure how peeing up an alley is not legal but peeing in the middle of a bus station at a designated "pee point" is!
Have a little self respect and learn to control your bladder and use toilets when available I say
Seriously, how is standing at one of these taking a pee any different ?
http://gallery.hd.org/_exhibits/toil...ters-1-DHD.jpg
Im not sure how peeing up an alley is not legal but peeing in the middle of a bus station at a designated "pee point" is!
Have a little self respect and learn to control your bladder and use toilets when available I say
Seriously, how is standing at one of these taking a pee any different ?
http://gallery.hd.org/_exhibits/toil...ters-1-DHD.jpg
ive never seen one of those before
lol actually i heard of something similar at gigs / carnivals .. and women used them also.. lol trying to pee like a man
lol heard for some, theres a device they put over there fannyt hat makes it easy to pee standing..
edit: women can now pee like men http://www.youreableshop.co.uk/produ...l-ME/SW01.html
female urinals and go bags http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertain...ic/3849381.stm
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07 April 2009, 02:22 PM
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lol your joking?
ive never seen one of those before
lol actually i heard of something similar at gigs / carnivals .. and women used them also.. lol trying to pee like a man
lol heard for some, theres a device they put over there fannyt hat makes it easy to pee standing..
edit: women can now pee like men Shewee Female Urinal - Female Urinals - Urinals - www.youreableshop.co.uk
female urinals and go bags BBC NEWS | Entertainment | Music | Girls beat Glasto toilet nightmare
ive never seen one of those before
lol actually i heard of something similar at gigs / carnivals .. and women used them also.. lol trying to pee like a man
lol heard for some, theres a device they put over there fannyt hat makes it easy to pee standing..
edit: women can now pee like men Shewee Female Urinal - Female Urinals - Urinals - www.youreableshop.co.uk
female urinals and go bags BBC NEWS | Entertainment | Music | Girls beat Glasto toilet nightmare
No mate, perfectly really, and strangely perfectly legal to whip it out in broad daylight, in public view. Wierd.
Soho and W1 is wierder still with their pop up urinals.
New zip code for London: WC2 | Society | Society Guardian
Now thats really taking the pee ! lol
Now THATS magic !
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07 April 2009, 02:51 PM
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lol tbh the world is changin, from when i was a kid, any film with nudity was a 18
now your getting them in 12s forget that actually , a lot os on tv even before kids are in bed, think its becomming more and more open, and not really seen as anything to be shamed about
now your getting them in 12s forget that actually , a lot os on tv even before kids are in bed, think its becomming more and more open, and not really seen as anything to be shamed about
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