hutton_d

Another Wednesday night funneeeee .....



The Pope is having a shower. Although he is very strict about the celibacy
rules, he occasionally feels the need to empty his scrotal sacs, and this is
one of these occasions. Just as he shoots his load, he sees a photographer
taking a picture of the holy seed flying through the air.

"Hold on a minute" says the Pope. "You can't do that.
You'll destroy the reputation of the Catholic Church."
This picture is my lottery win" says the photographer.
"I'll be financially secure for life." So the Pope offers to buy the
camera off the photographer, and after lots of negotiation, they
eventually arrive at a figure of two million quid.
The Pope then dries himself off, and heads off with his new camera.
He meets his housekeeper, who spots the camera.
"That looks like a really good camera," she says,
"how much did it cost you?"
"Two million quid" replies the Pope.
"TWO MILLION QUID!" says the housekeeper,
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"They must have seen you coming."

hutton_d

Got my own - all just as bad/good/indifferent .....

Dave