Timwinner

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So my girlfriend was on her way to work this morning, The weather was bad so she took my scoob, she has a new beetle but if its icy she prefers to drive my car.
She was in the A31 heading towards the A3, its a long stretch of dual carriage way. About a mile or so in she was in lane one doing about 40 due to the weather and traffic volume.
In lane 2 a sales rep looking guy pulled along side her, He obviously noticed a pretty young lady on her own and sat in the lane next to her for about a mile, he was revving his engine, basically being a ***.
The only remarkable thing about him was he had a wedding ring on, girls notice these things.

After a while the cars behind him got the hump as he was effectively preforming a rolling road block. So he blew a kiss and speed off.
Now remember it was icy raining and foggy.

My lovely girlfriend thought nothing of it and continued to work, she gave me a call and was telling me the tale of wow.

While she was on the phone she said traffic had slowed down loads, as she got to the front of the cue what did she see.......

The *** in the BMW planted in the back of an Audi, both drivers were out and looked fine but one thing to say to that idiot.....


KARMA!! You *** face.

filfy

1 less BM and Audi on the road also

btw hope your lass was on hands free

LUCKO

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she noticed he had a wedding ring on in a moving vehicle?

is you mrs a line judge at wimbledon?

davegtt

Sounds to me, she was paying close attention to the guy herself

Timwinner

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Mate.... She can tell if I have hoovered under the sofas before she walks in the house. She has that women extra sense.

cookstar

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Lee247

Makes a change. It's usually van drivers who are the worst offenders for letching etc in traffic jams

dunx

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Men just don't do jewellery ?

LOL

dunx

EddScott

Amusing story

Although it sounds like she was on the phone while moving which has become almost as bad as drowning puppies these days.

Jay m A

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They don't hoover under sofas either

ScoobyDriverWannabe

of your gf

\o/ yayyy for my 1500th post

New_scooby_04

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Dude! You're a braver/kinder man than me!

Lee247

Does that mean, to make it fair, I should let my bloke drive my Scooby



Not bloody likely

New_scooby_04

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Damn right, it's not the gender of the individual borowing the car that's in question, it's the principle: "Darling it's really treacherous out there, so I'm going to take your pride and joy performance car into work rather than my run around!"

Sod that!

Lee247

Spot on

Scoobychick

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Ain't that the truth? Especially the Transit pick-up drivers, they're the worst

Spoon

So a bloke, possibly married, eyes up a allegedly pretty young lady (although no evidence has been submitted to prove this) and slows to flirt a little then drives off and crashes, is a **** face and karma was served?

I've found some of my best fun bag owners on the roads.

At a guess the mile he was supposedly revving his engine along side her wasn't a mile without encouragement.

Your girlfriend is guilty as charged, if not, she's a rare breed.

Rorschach

hahha wikkid

Lee247

They have an advantage. They try to look down ones cleavage from a greater height than our cars Then have the brass neck to wink when we look at them

So what do we do, wink back of course Unless they are dogs, then turn a blind eye

Leslie

I did not like to say too much on Flightman's thread about that incident since my sister travels along there regularly!

What a relief-it wasn't her at all then.

Les