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Old 06 February 2009, 02:29 PM
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Angry why do people always fart when the are on board a plane?
and i always seem to be the one that is in between over sized passengers. as soon as the plane is in the air they fart their heads off


what happens to your innards when you are in the air?
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Old 06 February 2009, 02:33 PM
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Sarah you seem to be obsessed with farts

https://www.scoobynet.com/non-scooby...fish-fart.html

you wouldent happen to be a closet fart lover would you?

Sniff my fart - Fartalicious.com

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Old 06 February 2009, 02:34 PM
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I dunno, but thats me all over, lol. Must be the crisp packet effect!
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Old 06 February 2009, 02:36 PM
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Sarah you seem to be obsessed with farts

https://www.scoobynet.com/non-scooby...fish-fart.html

you wouldent happen to be a closet fart lover would you?

Sniff my fart - Fartalicious.com


i hate the things with a passion, if i hear one i feel the need to punish that person
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Old 06 February 2009, 02:37 PM
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you'll enjoy this then

Most Farted The Complete Fart Series 1
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Im going to go with the ol pressure thing I do it constantly in flight, still giggle occasionally too lol
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Originally Posted by sarasquares
i hate the things with a passion, if i hear one i feel the need to punish that person
You'd have hated my flight to The Falklands then.
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Originally Posted by sarasquares
and i always seem to be the one that is in between over sized passengers. as soon as the plane is in the air they fart their heads off

Surely they are called burps.
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Old 06 February 2009, 02:43 PM
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It's like farting just before you get to your floor when in a lift. Much gratefication when you leave it behind!
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Originally Posted by Spoon
[/b] Surely they are called burps.
lol, bottom burps


my daughter always filled her nappy which was a bit of poetic justice
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Originally Posted by sarasquares
lol, bottom burps
I'm guessing that went over you again, Sara.
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I always like doing a nice long fart while walking down the isle, "crop dusting" several rows.
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When I was wee I thought if you had a **** on a plane and flushed it away, it would fall out the bottom of the plane and land in the country you were flying over at the time.
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Originally Posted by Tam the bam
When I was wee I thought if you had a **** on a plane and flushed it away, it would fall out the bottom of the plane and land in the country you were flying over at the time.

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Originally Posted by Tam the bam
When I was wee I thought if you had a **** on a plane and flushed it away, it would fall out the bottom of the plane and land in the country you were flying over at the time.
thank god i wasn't the only one with that train of thought!
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i thought that blocks of ice that fell of planes was frozen wee, in fact i still do
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Originally Posted by Tam the bam
When I was wee I thought if you had a **** on a plane and flushed it away, it would fall out the bottom of the plane and land in the country you were flying over at the time.

I wonder how many people tried to "snap one off" over France.
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Originally Posted by cookstar
I wonder how many poeple tried to "snap one off" over France.

i am shocked
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Old 06 February 2009, 03:22 PM
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it's those who snap one off and don't bother to flush the loo... and then they come out of the cubicle to a line full of people waiting to use the facilities... they are then stuck on a plane with all those people thinking 'you dirty ****.. I mean, come on.. wht do they think they can do at 40,000 feet?? disappear in the 'crowds'??
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Originally Posted by little-ginge
it's those who snap one off and don't bother to flush the loo... and then they come out of the cubicle to a line full of people waiting to use the facilities... they are then stuck on a plane with all those people thinking 'you dirty ****.. I mean, come on.. wht do they think they can do at 40,000 feet?? disappear in the 'crowds'??
Back to flying the plane?
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from farts to poo
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Originally Posted by sarasquares
from farts to poo

Can be quite a nasty suprise when you're not expecting it.
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Originally Posted by cookstar
Can be quite a nasty suprise when you're not expecting it.


thats called a follow through, bicycle clips are needed
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Originally Posted by sarasquares
thats called a follow through, bicycle clips are needed

Nah, a quick shake of the trousers, (again could be done while walking up the isle)
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hence the verb 'to shart'
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Originally Posted by cookstar
Nah, a quick shake of the trousers, (again could be done while walking up the isle)
What if it's skitters?
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"shart"

I love that word, makes me laugh everytime I hear it.
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