why do people always fart when the are on board a plane?
06 February 2009, 03:42 PM
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So have I, A bunch of us holidaying in Goa a few years back, we all had the inevitable "Deli Belly" We dosed up on Imodium and my mate Gra thought he was all better, letting out a massive fart with the smuggest look on his face. It wasn't just a fart he let out, and it went everywhere.
God I laughed for days over that.
06 February 2009, 03:53 PM
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So have I, A bunch of us holidaying in Goa a few years back, we all had the inevitable "Deli Belly" We dosed up on Imodium and my mate Gra thought he was all better, letting out a massive fart with the smuggest look on his face. It wasn't just a fart he let out, and it went everywhere.
God I laughed for days over that.
God I laughed for days over that.
06 February 2009, 03:58 PM
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We all got D and V whilst in Iraq in 2003 and some of the walks/jogs/sprints in the general direction of a "toilet" only to witness the sprint to standstill with the ominous hanging of heads were priceless.
Oh how we laughed but not too hard as no one was farting with confidence at that point.
Oh how we laughed but not too hard as no one was farting with confidence at that point.
06 February 2009, 04:08 PM
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A couple of mates of mine went out for a currie the night before we went on a stag do to Prague, on the way to the airport they drank beer and eating pea pods with the sole intention of farting all the way over on the plane, while giggling like a pair if school boys. The smell was unbelievable I kid you not
06 February 2009, 04:10 PM
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A couple of mates of mine went out for a currie the night before we went on a stag do to Prague, on the way to the airport they drank beer and eating pea pods with the sole intention of farting all the way over on the plane, while giggling like a pair if school boys. The smell was unbelievable I kid you not
Enough of this "my mate" crap, come on it was you wasn't it?
06 February 2009, 04:44 PM
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I like to keep one in store for whenever I get into a lift
BTW: I've heard that the **** sphincter is the most intelligent part of the human body: it can tell the difference between solid, liquid and gas BEFORE they pass through it
BTW: I've heard that the **** sphincter is the most intelligent part of the human body: it can tell the difference between solid, liquid and gas BEFORE they pass through it
06 February 2009, 06:10 PM
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I do if there is some annoying woman sat next to me jabbering on.....
I was on the way back from Atlanta and thought I would sneak one out, just gently losing some pressure, in small amounts like opening a bottle of pop, we hit some turbulence that made me jump, mid squeeze and it ruined my otherwise excellent plan as it made me tense up releasing it all in one very loud go, several people noticed the noise but looked worried as they had associated the noise with the plane and the turbulence, not my ****, so there are now seven or eight people that beleive a Boeing 767 makes a noise exactly like a loud uncontrolled fart when the airframe is stressed by turbulence
The smell they must have attributed to the imminent meal service, in fact I heard one bloke say that the smell way maiking him hungry !
Food on Delta must be bad if my farts small more appealing.
I was on the way back from Atlanta and thought I would sneak one out, just gently losing some pressure, in small amounts like opening a bottle of pop, we hit some turbulence that made me jump, mid squeeze and it ruined my otherwise excellent plan as it made me tense up releasing it all in one very loud go, several people noticed the noise but looked worried as they had associated the noise with the plane and the turbulence, not my ****, so there are now seven or eight people that beleive a Boeing 767 makes a noise exactly like a loud uncontrolled fart when the airframe is stressed by turbulence
The smell they must have attributed to the imminent meal service, in fact I heard one bloke say that the smell way maiking him hungry !
Food on Delta must be bad if my farts small more appealing.
06 February 2009, 06:23 PM
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08 February 2009, 12:16 PM
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That reduction in pressure leads to extra farting!
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08 February 2009, 01:11 PM
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Farting in confined public places is a very bad practice. You get it on planes, trains, meetings, offices, theatres, cinemas- you name it! Specially the stealthy, constipated, and rotten farts. Its very difficult to react e.g. cover your nostrils, and look around with facial expresions full of disgust; to let the world know that you are genuinely p!ssed off! Instead, we try to look even more oblivious to that unsocial, ponging act; and look as regular as possible. What can we do? **** all, because there is no legislation to back us 
I think there should be a law passed against pumping at public places 
It will be difficult to prove which one among the crowd has slipped a sneaky one out, but some special detector may sort that prob. Just a futuristic thought, as farting in public places is just so bad
I think there should be a law passed against pumping at public places It will be difficult to prove which one among the crowd has slipped a sneaky one out, but some special detector may sort that prob. Just a futuristic thought, as farting in public places is just so bad
08 February 2009, 09:16 PM
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08 February 2009, 09:32 PM
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Farting in confined public places is a very bad practice. You get it on planes, trains, meetings, offices, theatres, cinemas- you name it! Specially the stealthy, constipated, and rotten farts. Its very difficult to react e.g. cover your nostrils, and look around with facial expresions full of disgust; to let the world know that you are genuinely p!ssed off! Instead, we try to look even more oblivious to that unsocial, ponging act; and look as regular as possible. What can we do? **** all, because there is no legislation to back us I think there should be a law passed against pumping at public places It will be difficult to prove which one among the crowd has slipped a sneaky one out, but some special detector may sort that prob. Just a futuristic thought, as farting in public places is just so bad
I think there should be a law passed against pumping at public places It will be difficult to prove which one among the crowd has slipped a sneaky one out, but some special detector may sort that prob. Just a futuristic thought, as farting in public places is just so bad 
a law pased for farting FFS ive honestly heard it all now
08 February 2009, 11:38 PM
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RA Dunk, i have never had a need to say that to anyone on here before, but if you took my previous post as serious, you need to be brought to life
Seriously mate, how can anyone be serious to ask for a legislation against natural wind release, tell me! Easy, and have a pump in public with none of my permission, go on!
08 February 2009, 11:41 PM
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RA Dunk, i have never had a need to say that to anyone on here before, but if you took my previous post as serious, you need to be brought to life
Seriously mate, how can anyone be serious to ask for a legislation against natural wind release, tell me! Easy, and have a pump in public with none of my permission, go on!
Seriously mate, how can anyone be serious to ask for a legislation against natural wind release, tell me! Easy, and have a pump in public with none of my permission, go on!
ok you got me!
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