What's your favourite obcenity to shout at stupid drivers?
05 February 2009, 10:41 PM
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What's your favourite obcenity to shout at stupid drivers?
Mine tends to be '******' or better still 'four eyed ******' if they have face furniture, I can get away with that as I wear contacts
I also like shouting aaaaaaaarse hole especially at the corsa brigade.
So what's yours?
05 February 2009, 10:42 PM
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**** is mine
i had to be careful wording that
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begins with c and ends with t
05 February 2009, 10:44 PM
Hey hotstuff, kiss kiss etc. Winds them right up. Esp if they're neandrathal type hard bloke wannabes in vans with their workmates
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"you fukcing piece of **** I'm going to rip your ***** of and shove them up your ***"
05 February 2009, 10:46 PM
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begins with c and ends with t
carrot ?
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Hmmm 'Learn to drive you Croissant' I'll try that one next time.
05 February 2009, 10:48 PM
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I think some of you have missed the point of the thread.
You supposed to be saying what you think of crappy drivers - Not poor old Tam
05 February 2009, 10:51 PM
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Chantal (the other half) shocked the hell out of someone the other day after an altercations about a parking space, and waiting etc...
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05 February 2009, 10:52 PM
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I think some of you have missed the point of the thread.
You supposed to be saying what you think of crappy drivers - Not poor old Tam
tam shouts his obscenities at the rear view mirror
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she cant see you anyway, she has to sit on a cushion to see over the steering wheel
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I think some of you have missed the point of the thread.
You supposed to be saying what you think of crappy drivers - Not poor old Tam
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thats what i thought, it wasnt that funny
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tam shouts his obscenities at the rear view mirror
If it was your rear on view in my mirror, I probably would, like 'Would you wax that ****ing thing it looks like a Gerbil building a nest!'
05 February 2009, 10:57 PM
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If it was your rear on view in my mirror, I probably would, like 'Would you wax that ****ing thing it looks like a Gerbil building a nest!'
that reminds me i have to make the hole bigger on my **** nesting box
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If it was your rear on view in my mirror, I probably would, like 'Would you wax that ****ing thing it looks like a Gerbil building a nest!'
TAM
There are some pictures I can do without in my head before bed time - and that's one of them
05 February 2009, 10:59 PM
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TAM
There are some pictures I can do without in my head before bed time - and that's one of them
i tried really hard not to laugh
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i tried really hard not to laugh
Sorry sara - just back from the bog throwing up - must have been a bad pint
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You f*cking w*nker, get out of my way
Use it all the time driving through Hayes of a morning.
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Sorry sara - just back from the bog throwing up - must have been a bad pint
now i know what it looks like i might join you
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I usually just shout '*** HEAD' or 'DICK HEAD', not very original i know, but makes me feel better
05 February 2009, 11:49 PM
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"****!" as its easily lip-read.
05 February 2009, 10:41 PM
What's your favourite obcenity to shout at stupid drivers?
I also like shouting aaaaaaaarse hole especially at the corsa brigade.
Use it all the time driving through Hayes of a morning.
