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Old 05 February 2009, 07:50 PM
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If you went in for treatment and said your were a paid up member of Scoobynet would they treat you or take you straight to the funny farm and toss away the key
Old 05 February 2009, 07:57 PM
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Deffo the Nut house
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I thought SN was the nut house
Old 05 February 2009, 08:01 PM
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No doubt they'd bring in a 'community' officer who would be actually be a short overweight, socially inept individual, to talk to you. He would say what he had to say and dismiss totally what you had to say, only quoting "the community has spoken".

Though maybe there have been advances in protocol recently?


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Avdun would go private It's the only way
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Originally Posted by Nat21
I've had Tens of thousands of NHS treatment lately, luckily i can be fully smug as i don't smoke, am super-fit and a perfect model patient
How many Chinese push-ups can you do ?
Old 05 February 2009, 08:05 PM
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Originally Posted by Nat21
I've had Tens of thousands of NHS treatment lately,
Let me guess.... Sex change?

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Originally Posted by lightning101
Avdun would go private It's the only way
Avdun's dressed ready too.
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Whoever he is, he's had more money off the NHS than YOWWWW sport !!!
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Originally Posted by Nat21
Come on,i need to know who avdun is
No, you just need to get yourself a car and a woman and act like a fecking man you big Jessie.
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Originally Posted by Nat21
Had both 100's of times over for the last 10 years, time for a break
A break! What would you like broken, your neck?
Old 05 February 2009, 08:19 PM
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Originally Posted by Nat21
Had both 100's of times over for the last 10 years, time for a break
It was 12 years the other night, Nat. Are we going for 8 years by Sunday until eventually you come out with the fact you are actually team captain on Dale Winton's team?
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