Two jokes that did not come via a Txt message ...
03 February 2009, 01:13 PM
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Two jokes that did not come via a Txt message ...
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25 children
She married and had 13 children. Then her husband died.
She married again and had 7 more children. And again, her husband died.
Then, she remarried again and this time had 5 more children. She finally died after having 25 children.
Standing before her coffin, the preacher prayed for her.
He thanked the Lord for this very loving woman and said, 'Lord, they're finally together.'
One mourner leaned over and quietly asked her friend, 'Do you think he means her first, second or third husband?'
The friend replied, 'I think he means her legs!'
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Poor Ainsley
25 children
She married and had 13 children. Then her husband died.
She married again and had 7 more children. And again, her husband died.
Then, she remarried again and this time had 5 more children. She finally died after having 25 children.
Standing before her coffin, the preacher prayed for her.
He thanked the Lord for this very loving woman and said, 'Lord, they're finally together.'
One mourner leaned over and quietly asked her friend, 'Do you think he means her first, second or third husband?'
The friend replied, 'I think he means her legs!'
********************
Poor Ainsley
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