Feeling a bit down and gloomy at work ?
02 February 2009, 01:23 PM
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Feeling a bit down and gloomy at work ?
The Employee Happiness Kit 
IMPORTANT NOTICE TO ALL EMPLOYEES! All personnel will now be required to look happy while working. Company approved supplies will
be provided to each employee at little or no cost.
Workloads getting to you?
Feeling stressed?
Too many priorities and assignments?
Here is the new low cost, company approved solution to cope with multiple priorities and assignments!
Each employee will be supplied 2 paper clips and rubber bands. (See Fig 1.)
Fig 1.
Assemble items as shown in Fig 2.
Fig 2.
Apply as shown in Fig 3.
Fig 3.
Enjoy your day. This new office equipment will help you to reach the end of a productive work day with a smile on your face!
Cheers!
IMPORTANT NOTICE TO ALL EMPLOYEES! All personnel will now be required to look happy while working. Company approved supplies will
be provided to each employee at little or no cost.
Workloads getting to you?
Feeling stressed?
Too many priorities and assignments?
Here is the new low cost, company approved solution to cope with multiple priorities and assignments!
Each employee will be supplied 2 paper clips and rubber bands. (See Fig 1.)
Fig 1.
Assemble items as shown in Fig 2.
Fig 2.
Apply as shown in Fig 3.
Fig 3.
Enjoy your day. This new office equipment will help you to reach the end of a productive work day with a smile on your face!
Cheers!
02 February 2009, 09:14 PM
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Originally Posted by SwissTony
SwissTony is feeling unloved, grumpy and out of shape..someone cheer me up for gods sake !!
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