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Old 28 January 2009, 12:32 AM
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Default Worst car you can find for sale thread!

My starter for ten...

Its called AsRat and for a very good reason!

Boring stuff:

1994 M reg 1.4 Merit i Estate
Petrol
105689 miles
Tax 6 months
MOT 6 months

It passed as the car stands with no advisories.
Now for the bad bits...

Although it looks like it could be unroad worthy, the most important part of this project was it being 100% legal and road worthy.

Loads of receipts for the mechanical side of things and all the parts that make the car what it is today.



Spec sheet for the car:

ENGINE: Yep it has one of them

EXHAUST: Hidden exhaust

WHEELS/TIRES: Porsche D90's 7J front 8J rears, stripped and polished. 195/40/16's Falken tires. Adapters to make it a 5 stud Porsche fitment.

SUSPENSION: Blistein B8 shocks and Coil Springs (custom made) -120mm at the front and -100 on the rear.

BRAKES: Yep we have some!

BODYWORK: Removed face lift front end for an older crap looking one, de-wipered front and back (never rains here), smothered washer jets, ariel, side indicators and rear handle. Flared rear arches, retrimed roof, one off roof rack with a Raleigh Tomahawk, beer barrel and rat think on (changes daily), loads of stickers and stencils (again change daily) some rust here and there.

LIGHTS: Full European spec head lights and fog lights!

INTERIOR: Custom Interior consisting off, full cream leather, fosters indicator stalks, 50+, KY, condom dispenser, lots of general crap, fruit machine heater controls and lights, beaded seat covers, more general crap, custom one off clocks, a full 8'' chain steering wheel, retrimed roof lining, mini bar, optics and lava lamp (of course!),

ICE: State of the art multi media set up consisting off, Atari 2600 woody, Ghetto blaster, 18'' Colour TV with built in ariel, CB, some knackered old amps and speakers

SECURITY: The way it looks – who would want to steal this?


Only thing not included in the sale is the headunit, everything else in the pictures is in the sale. The pictures of the interior and boot are not the most up to date, for more up to date ones its as it was featured in Fast Car Magazine.



Publicity:

Full front cover feature in Fast Car October 2008

Also appeared in the following magazines via show reports for 2008:

Retro Cars
Performance VW
Total Vauxhall
Redline
Max Power
Opel Tuning

Its also had various online features, its in Fast Cars Top 100 cars of 2008, won various awards at shows (some unofficial due to the nature of the car) and has general caused reactions where ever it goes.



For the full history and making of the car with the help of all the Astra Owners Club members please use the following link:

www.astraownersclub.com/vb/showpost.php?p=1341006

I hope some one finds a home for it, other wise we will be stripping it.

Thanks for reading!
I know you're desperate to know what this thing looks like, so here it is...







And when you think it cant get ANY WORSE!!!!











ICE ICE BABY!



Beat that lol
Old 28 January 2009, 12:40 AM
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i love that, it's great to see people taking the p1ss out of themselves. awesome.
Old 28 January 2009, 12:41 AM
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Yours for a grand lol
Old 28 January 2009, 01:05 AM
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lol a guy round here did that with an old 5 series beemer



and here is one when he killed it

Old 28 January 2009, 08:53 AM
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the AsRat was created purely as a ****-take at the 'scene' (where a lot of mainly VW owners try to get their car(s) looking like old knackers and it usually costs an arm and leg to get it that way).. its almost legendary in certain circles.. hence the magazine cover job
Old 28 January 2009, 10:01 AM
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I might have a punt on that AsRat if its still for sale. Its awesome. Or maybe I should make a SubaRat!!!
Ok off to Pistonheads to find a shed!
Old 28 January 2009, 10:21 AM
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brilliant. its even got beaded seat covers

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Old 28 January 2009, 10:35 AM
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Pimptastic ICE!!
Old 28 January 2009, 12:07 PM
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Cool
Old 28 January 2009, 12:40 PM
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in idle moments i have sometimes looked at the salvage deals out there

and always smile when a car is described as "slightly rolled"
Old 28 January 2009, 01:00 PM
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That car was deliberatly built as a **** take and a slap in the face to the obsesive amount of "trailer queens" in the vauxhall scene at the time. And it was a great sucess tbh! Not what i`d do with a car but as long as the guy was having fun!
Old 28 January 2009, 01:05 PM
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I think it's great...really quirky
Old 28 January 2009, 01:31 PM
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ive got one

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