What celebrity would you stalk and how would you do it?
07 January 2009, 08:03 PM
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What celebrity would you stalk and how would you do it?
Saw on the news today that the guy who plays a popular judge character on telly had a stalker, she was convicted today.
This got me thinking.........
So...
I would stalk Bruce Forsyth.
I would do this by popping up in his life at many opportunities throughout the day, out from behind a hedgerow or from behind a display of Cornflakes in Sainsburys.
I would take every opportuity to dance around in front of him in an annoying manner while cracking cringeworthy "jokes". I would also make a few snide/crude/slightly uncomftorable comments about his wife, and of course EVERY time i would happily shout Nice to see you, to see you......
I would do this for One day for every year he has inflicted himself in this exact same manner on the great British public, so probably about 50 days or so.
I wonder how funny he'd find his infuriating catchphrase, school boy dancing, Christmas Cracker jokes and frankly quite sickenning pervy comments after 50 days of them directed at him for once.
HOW WOULD YOU LIKE THAT BRUCEY BOY?
I would hope this would be enough to get him off our screens once and for all
Tell me your stalking fantasies
This got me thinking.........
So...
I would stalk Bruce Forsyth.
I would do this by popping up in his life at many opportunities throughout the day, out from behind a hedgerow or from behind a display of Cornflakes in Sainsburys.
I would take every opportuity to dance around in front of him in an annoying manner while cracking cringeworthy "jokes". I would also make a few snide/crude/slightly uncomftorable comments about his wife, and of course EVERY time i would happily shout Nice to see you, to see you......
I would do this for One day for every year he has inflicted himself in this exact same manner on the great British public, so probably about 50 days or so.
I wonder how funny he'd find his infuriating catchphrase, school boy dancing, Christmas Cracker jokes and frankly quite sickenning pervy comments after 50 days of them directed at him for once.
HOW WOULD YOU LIKE THAT BRUCEY BOY?
I would hope this would be enough to get him off our screens once and for all
Tell me your stalking fantasies
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07 January 2009, 08:08 PM
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tbh, i would like to stalk a stalker to see how the stalker likes it. but then again they probably would like it, and then someone might stalk me if they want to be a stalker stalker, but **** it, i'd stalk them too, theres no rules about how many you can stalk is there, what is needed is a stalker stalker, and another stalker stalker to stalk each other. everyone a winner.
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