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Old 07 January 2009, 07:38 PM
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Old 07 January 2009, 08:11 PM
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This bit made me chuckle: "denying iPhone geeks the nearest thing to sex they'll get this holiday season."
Old 07 January 2009, 08:24 PM
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They also rejected one featuring a **** on the screen and when you shook the Iphone it..... er, we'd better not - they'll be letters!
Old 07 January 2009, 08:26 PM
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What possible reason could Apple fanboys have for wanting virtual wanking?
Old 07 January 2009, 08:32 PM
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What possible reason could Apple fanboys have for wanting virtual wanking?
Keep them occupied during the plane journey?
Old 07 January 2009, 11:20 PM
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Originally Posted by Scoobychick
This bit made me chuckle: "denying iPhone geeks the nearest thing to sex they'll get this holiday season."

Old 07 January 2009, 11:51 PM
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i want it lol

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Old 08 January 2009, 03:29 PM
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snap wouldnt mind it myself either, especially if you could customise the boobies
Old 08 January 2009, 03:31 PM
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Just get the real thing at home...after all you cant motorboat an iphone
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Originally Posted by SwissTony
Just get the real thing at home...after all you cant motorboat an iphone
Or weigh them............... wayhayyyyyyyy
Old 08 January 2009, 04:16 PM
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Or weigh them............... wayhayyyyyyyy
You can weigh the real things. I know, I did it ages ago. Little tip though..make sure the water is warmish or else she gets the right hump
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Originally Posted by SwissTony
You can weigh the real things. I know, I did it ages ago. Little tip though..make sure the water is warmish or else she gets the right hump
She get the hump when i have cold hands too
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Originally Posted by ronjeramy
She get the hump when i have cold hands too
I always find that being a true gent, I warm my hands up by slapping the hell out of her bum. It seems to do the trick
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Originally Posted by SwissTony
I always find that being a true gent, I warm my hands up by slapping the hell out of her bum. It seems to do the trick
I'll bare that in mind, over the weekend, though she has a tendencie to slap my ****
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Originally Posted by SwissTony
I always find that being a true gent, I warm my hands up by slapping the hell out of her bum. It seems to do the trick
I'll bare that in mind, over the weekend, though she has a tendencie to slap my ****
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twice ??
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Three times if I'm good
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