worst xmas presents ever recieved
24 December 2008, 03:36 PM
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worst xmas presents ever recieved
has this been done yet?? if so what is it?? am i too early should this be done tomorrow lol i hope not i dont want another evo t-shirt lol
24 December 2008, 04:14 PM
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generally anything my mum gets me, she ****s me off on purpose though. Last year for instance i got a Doctor Who Tardis Money Box. First of all it is known to all my family how much i detest Doctor Who! so why did she buy me it? i cannot answer
I also got 3 juggling ***** last year and was a bit miffed, why buy something something so ****e?
I also got 3 juggling ***** last year and was a bit miffed, why buy something something so ****e?
24 December 2008, 06:21 PM
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every year a get a box of hankerchiefs from my missus's nan. never used one, i'd rather use a tissue then put it in the bin. the idea of snotting into a rag and then keeping it in my pocket for later is just wrong 
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24 December 2008, 09:46 PM
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the final xmas present of the ex wife was a plumbline for wallpapering and there wasnt even any string attatched to it
My mate whose dad never bought him anything ever surprized him last year
washing powder all wrapped up as well he said it would be usefull for him
My mate whose dad never bought him anything ever surprized him last year
washing powder all wrapped up as well he said it would be usefull for him
25 December 2008, 12:55 AM
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Erm... my other halfs nan is the winner for giving naff presents... tight as a ducks **** she is
Previous years gifts include:
A bag of chocolate covered peanuts
A fairy doll ( given that i was 28 at the time
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A pair of nylon knickers.. which were immediately put in the rag bank at tesco
I dread unwrapping her gifts each year as you have to pull one of those 'wow, thats so lovely' faces when all you really want to do cringe!!
It sounds horrible, and i know it's not the cost of the present, but the thought - there is no thought from her! We all say we wished she didnt bother
Previous years gifts include:
A bag of chocolate covered peanuts
A fairy doll ( given that i was 28 at the time
)A pair of nylon knickers.. which were immediately put in the rag bank at tesco
I dread unwrapping her gifts each year as you have to pull one of those 'wow, thats so lovely' faces when all you really want to do cringe!!
It sounds horrible, and i know it's not the cost of the present, but the thought - there is no thought from her! We all say we wished she didnt bother
25 December 2008, 01:29 AM
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My mum, bless her cottons 
asked my other half what i wanted for chrimbo
Other half (good on her) says " Assasins creed for the xbox"
No probs say my mum
"sorted" thinks the mrs, and takes it off her list
Mum asks me what aftershave i like (she knows allready but.....)
Me.. "Quorum, CK1, or obsession"
Xmas day..... mum hands over a long wrapped box..
DNKY Blue Aftershave
bless, its still in the wardrobe unused
Mart
asked my other half what i wanted for chrimbo
Other half (good on her) says " Assasins creed for the xbox"
No probs say my mum
"sorted" thinks the mrs, and takes it off her list
Mum asks me what aftershave i like (she knows allready but.....)
Me.. "Quorum, CK1, or obsession"
Xmas day..... mum hands over a long wrapped box..
DNKY Blue Aftershave
bless, its still in the wardrobe unused
Mart
25 December 2008, 01:38 AM
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My mum, bless her cottons
asked my other half what i wanted for chrimbo
Other half (good on her) says " Assasins creed for the xbox"
No probs say my mum
"sorted" thinks the mrs, and takes it off her list
Mum asks me what aftershave i like (she knows allready but.....)
Me.. "Quorum, CK1, or obsession"
Xmas day..... mum hands over a long wrapped box..
DNKY Blue Aftershave
bless, its still in the wardrobe unused
Mart
asked my other half what i wanted for chrimbo
Other half (good on her) says " Assasins creed for the xbox"
No probs say my mum
"sorted" thinks the mrs, and takes it off her list
Mum asks me what aftershave i like (she knows allready but.....)
Me.. "Quorum, CK1, or obsession"
Xmas day..... mum hands over a long wrapped box..
DNKY Blue Aftershave
bless, its still in the wardrobe unused
Mart
Why? Does it smell like shtie?
25 December 2008, 10:15 AM
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Love the Woolies vouchers
I can still remember - 50 years on - that all I wanted as a 10 year old was a bike like all my mates had. That would have been a "Sun" racey looking model with a million gears and drop handlebars.
I can remember coming down stairs and my "sensible" dad had got me some 3 tonne 3 speed monster that a copper might have used to cycle through the village.
The thought was there but....................
dl
I can still remember - 50 years on - that all I wanted as a 10 year old was a bike like all my mates had. That would have been a "Sun" racey looking model with a million gears and drop handlebars.
I can remember coming down stairs and my "sensible" dad had got me some 3 tonne 3 speed monster that a copper might have used to cycle through the village.
The thought was there but....................
dl
25 December 2008, 10:29 AM
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lol there seems to be certain theme of parents buying completely the wrong thing here !
No worries as my mother is just the same she still thinks she know better than every one else in what I want, despite giving her a list & where to buy from, I asked for one thing and I have 7 items wrapped which I just know are not going to be worth opening ! Hopefully there is still room in the top cupboard ! It may sound selfish but just buy the item on the list and don't buy the tat that wont get used.
Richard
No worries as my mother is just the same she still thinks she know better than every one else in what I want, despite giving her a list & where to buy from, I asked for one thing and I have 7 items wrapped which I just know are not going to be worth opening ! Hopefully there is still room in the top cupboard ! It may sound selfish but just buy the item on the list and don't buy the tat that wont get used.
Richard
25 December 2008, 07:21 PM
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Well I had a rotten christmas present among my pile of normal tat
wait for it ................................................
a pack of car fuses from poundland with prodriver on the lable
FFS what am i going to do with them ??
At least my size 8 socks i can give to the charity shop but 30 car fuses and a ''handy tool''well ???
got noughat sweets which i hate ,and a can of sure ?
I hate xmas
wait for it ................................................
a pack of car fuses from poundland with prodriver on the lable
FFS what am i going to do with them ??
At least my size 8 socks i can give to the charity shop but 30 car fuses and a ''handy tool''well ???
got noughat sweets which i hate ,and a can of sure ?
I hate xmas
25 December 2008, 07:27 PM
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my girlfriend really let me down big style this year by buying me clothes ffs
not just clothes but clothes for work! shirts, ties etc etc
Oh and a pair of Scary Monster slippers I have my doubts i've found Mrs. Right today.
not just clothes but clothes for work! shirts, ties etc etc Oh and a pair of Scary Monster slippers
I have my doubts i've found Mrs. Right today.
hat and a scrarf and she got £250 of DKNY bags and other bits
25 December 2008, 07:47 PM
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This year the ex-wife bought a present from the kids to give to me.
Wait for it........ 5 empty dvd cases, the ****** wasnt even wrapped up.
I know its the thought that counts, but come on.
Wait for it........ 5 empty dvd cases, the ****** wasnt even wrapped up.
I know its the thought that counts, but come on.
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25 December 2008, 07:48 PM
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The fact that i said to her, "I want the bumper and my new spoiler sprayed, so you can get me that for xmas" was met with "I'M NOT BUYING YOU THINGS FOR YOUR CAR!" then she goes and spends more than getting my car sprayed on tat
WOMEN!
WOMEN!
25 December 2008, 09:01 PM
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my other half got me shoes, been with her 5 years, yes 5 years. they were size 7, im size 10 .
oh and i got so many socks il be opening an e-bay shop soon
.oh and i got so many socks il be opening an e-bay shop soon
25 December 2008, 09:18 PM
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Love the Woolies vouchers
I can still remember - 50 years on - that all I wanted as a 10 year old was a bike like all my mates had. That would have been a "Sun" racey looking model with a million gears and drop handlebars.
I can remember coming down stairs and my "sensible" dad had got me some 3 tonne 3 speed monster that a copper might have used to cycle through the village.
The thought was there but....................
dl
I can still remember - 50 years on - that all I wanted as a 10 year old was a bike like all my mates had. That would have been a "Sun" racey looking model with a million gears and drop handlebars.
I can remember coming down stairs and my "sensible" dad had got me some 3 tonne 3 speed monster that a copper might have used to cycle through the village.
The thought was there but....................
dl
They didn't.
Surprise.
26 December 2008, 10:17 AM
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I have done it...............its in the bin, sorted.
Worst Wollies £10 Ive ever spent.
He hasnt noticed yet as he is struggling with his Wii at the moment.
Worst Wollies £10 Ive ever spent.
He hasnt noticed yet as he is struggling with his Wii at the moment.
26 December 2008, 05:28 PM
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i got games vouchers and a large bottle of porsche design aftershave
26 December 2008, 06:21 PM
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I got a very drunken brother on the phone this afternoon slurring about how he didn't get me anything because he didn't think I'd bother getting him anything. GIT - I spent £100 on the ****. Didn't even apologise really. And he wonders why I don't always want to be around him.
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