HankScorpio

Wife - What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?
Husband - Definitely not!

Wife - Why not, don't you like being married?
Husband - Of course I do.

Wife - Then why wouldn't you remarry?
Husband - Okay, I'd get married again.

Wife - You would? (With a hurtful look on her face).
Husband - (Makes audible groan).

Wife - Would you live in our house?
Husband - Sure, it's a great house.

Wife - Would you sleep with her in our bed?
Husband - Where else would we sleep?

Wife - Would you let her drive my car?
Husband - Probably, it is almost new.

Wife - Would you replace my pictures with hers?
Husband - That would seem like the proper thing to do.

Wife - Would she use my golf clubs?
Husband - No, she's left-handed.

- oldie but a goodie!

spireite

memories of last week

HankScorpio

Oh no - twice in a week, must be slipping

And I've done eff all else than be on here really , don't know how I've missed these things

pimmo2000

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Bedroom flashback