I spent 20mins locked in an Asda toilet tonight!
12 December 2008, 02:23 AM
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I spent 20mins locked in an Asda toilet tonight!
It was kind of weird. Part of me thought i'd be there all night and part of me thought it was funny.
Even after setting of the disabled emergency pull cord i wasnt rescued.
So, remember, if you're disabled and need emergency assistance in Asda toilets, dont bother pulling it, no-one will come for you.
Just kick the living **** out of the door, that works!
Even after setting of the disabled emergency pull cord i wasnt rescued.
So, remember, if you're disabled and need emergency assistance in Asda toilets, dont bother pulling it, no-one will come for you.
Just kick the living **** out of the door, that works!
12 December 2008, 08:27 AM
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I hate using them sort of Toilets as always needles on the floor hidden.
They probably thought you was another scag heads so thought ***** to you when the Alarm went off!
They probably thought you was another scag heads so thought ***** to you when the Alarm went off!
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12 December 2008, 09:06 AM
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Justified punishment for shopping in the most pikey supermarket, hope you've learnt your lesson and won't be going there again 
You wouldn't get that sort of treatment in Waitrose
You wouldn't get that sort of treatment in Waitrose
12 December 2008, 12:11 PM
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The story goes...
The Asda in question is a 24hr version and i only popped in to use the toilet. Just as i got there, a security was putting his key in the lock and told me they get locked at 10pm. My reply must have shown i was desperate, lol cos he said in a compasionate parental type way "Aww, are you busting?"
I told him i was about to burst and he said "Go on then, do you just want a widdle?"
So, he let me in and i must have only been in there for a couple of minutes then tried to get out
Locked!
I thought he might have just locked it and stood outside so no-one else could get in, so i gave the door one of them knocks like you see on TV when the visitor wants to get out of the prison interview room, lol. Not too hard but enough for someone on the other side to hear. No luck!
So i knocked a bit louder, still nothing. A bit louder again, this time with my fist. Must have been a fire door, lol cos it didnt make a lot of noise and was kinda painful
So, i paced up and down for few mins thinking he'd be back in a minute. I left it a while then banged again as hard as i could, then waited... Nothing, nada zilch. By now i was getting frustrated and had the bright idea of pulling the emergency pull cord in the disabled toilet 
Man it was loud, flashing lights and a deafening squeal but still no-one came. So now im locked in and DEAF!!! I waited and waited, banged a few more times and then got angry with the door for being soundproof so i put my back to it and kicked tens tons out of it
That got someones attention cos i heard someone say "Oooh, theres someone locked in the toilet!!"
Yeh i shouted, ive been in here for 20 minutes
She went off to get the security guard who had the key and he let me out
He was a tad embarrassed and explained that as soon as i went in he got a call to the "knickers" department, lol and never even thought about me being in there, just locked the door and went.
Anyway, on leaving the toilet about 5 shelf fillers had a good ole laugh at me and the guard, we shook hands and laughed it off. I think he was worried i was gonna complain cos he thanked me for taking it lightly and that he'd probably get the sack if i said anything. Ahh well, thats my xmas good will well and truly spent
The Asda in question is a 24hr version and i only popped in to use the toilet. Just as i got there, a security was putting his key in the lock and told me they get locked at 10pm. My reply must have shown i was desperate, lol cos he said in a compasionate parental type way "Aww, are you busting?"
I told him i was about to burst and he said "Go on then, do you just want a widdle?"
So, he let me in and i must have only been in there for a couple of minutes then tried to get out
Locked!I thought he might have just locked it and stood outside so no-one else could get in, so i gave the door one of them knocks like you see on TV when the visitor wants to get out of the prison interview room, lol. Not too hard but enough for someone on the other side to hear. No luck!
So i knocked a bit louder, still nothing. A bit louder again, this time with my fist. Must have been a fire door, lol cos it didnt make a lot of noise and was kinda painful
So, i paced up and down for few mins thinking he'd be back in a minute. I left it a while then banged again as hard as i could, then waited... Nothing, nada zilch. By now i was getting frustrated and had the bright idea of pulling the emergency pull cord in the disabled toilet
Man it was loud, flashing lights and a deafening squeal but still no-one came. So now im locked in and DEAF!!! I waited and waited, banged a few more times and then got angry with the door for being soundproof so i put my back to it and kicked tens tons out of it
That got someones attention cos i heard someone say "Oooh, theres someone locked in the toilet!!"
Yeh i shouted, ive been in here for 20 minutes
She went off to get the security guard who had the key and he let me out
He was a tad embarrassed and explained that as soon as i went in he got a call to the "knickers" department, lol and never even thought about me being in there, just locked the door and went.
Anyway, on leaving the toilet about 5 shelf fillers had a good ole laugh at me and the guard, we shook hands and laughed it off. I think he was worried i was gonna complain cos he thanked me for taking it lightly and that he'd probably get the sack if i said anything. Ahh well, thats my xmas good will well and truly spent
12 December 2008, 01:05 PM
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Unfortunate, but LMAO
You should have said "yeah, and there's no toilet paper". 
I waited and waited, banged a few more times and then got angry with the door for being soundproof so i put my back to it and kicked tens tons out of it
That got someones attention cos i heard someone say "Oooh, theres someone locked in the toilet!!"
Yeh i shouted, ive been in here for 20 minutes
That got someones attention cos i heard someone say "Oooh, theres someone locked in the toilet!!"
Yeh i shouted, ive been in here for 20 minutes
12 December 2008, 02:45 PM
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I got locked in the lift at the last hotel I visited (and the hotel before that mind) nobody answered the emergency button so just dialed 118118 and got the hotels number, dialed reception and it was sorted
12 December 2008, 04:30 PM
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12 December 2008, 06:13 PM
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24hr asda hmm sounds like bodmin to me, i'll have to ask rob the greeter about this one.
Before anyone says likey it's next to w*rk, id use waitrose but that's like 60 miles from where i live.
Before anyone says likey it's next to w*rk, id use waitrose but that's like 60 miles from where i live.
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