Beyonce: "If I were a boy...."
05 December 2008, 09:19 AM
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Beyonce: "If I were a boy...."
Heard this a few times, but never bothered listening to the words until this morning coming into town.
Jeez, is this one of the saddest songs written? And I don't mean sad as in
Jeez, is this one of the saddest songs written? And I don't mean sad as in
05 December 2008, 09:22 AM
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All her songs recently have been sh*te. Same as that "To the left, to the left" song. Utter drivel. Always switch the radio over when her songs come on.
05 December 2008, 12:06 PM
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As I male. I will have to say that song is an absolute load of tosh! Where did she get those lyrics from? Dido?? (another singer who spouts man-hating lyrics) 
Men are all insensitive, sexist, bigoted arseholes, luv, deal with it, or become a lesbian
<plays Katy Perry mp3 of "I kissed a girl>
Men are all insensitive, sexist, bigoted arseholes, luv, deal with it, or become a lesbian
<plays Katy Perry mp3 of "I kissed a girl>
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05 December 2008, 02:50 PM
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If I were a boy
Even just for a day
I’d roll outta bed in the morning
And throw on what I wanted then go
Drink beer with the guys
And chase after girls
I’d kick it with who I wated
And I’d never get confronted for it.
Cause they’d stick up for me.
[Chorus]
If I were a boy
I think I could understand
How it feels to love a girl
I swear I’d be a better man.
I’d listen to her
Cause I know how it hurts
When you lose the one you wanted
Cause he’s taken you for granted
And everything you had got destroyed
If I were a boy
I could turn off my phone
Tell evveryone it’s broken
So they’d think that I was sleepin’ alone
I’d put myself first
And make the rules as I go
Cause I know that she’d be faithful
Waitin’ for me to come home (to come home)
(Chorus)
It’s a little too late for you to come back
Say its just a mistake
Think I’d forgive you like that
If you thought I would wait for you
You thought wrong
(Chorus)
But you’re just a boy
You don’t understand
Yeah you don’t understand
How it feels to love a girl someday
You wish you were a better man
You don’t listen to her
You don’t care how it hurts
Until you lose the one you wanted
Cause you’ve taken her for granted
And everything you have got destroyed
But you’re just a boy
Even just for a day
I’d roll outta bed in the morning
And throw on what I wanted then go
Drink beer with the guys
And chase after girls
I’d kick it with who I wated
And I’d never get confronted for it.
Cause they’d stick up for me.
[Chorus]
If I were a boy
I think I could understand
How it feels to love a girl
I swear I’d be a better man.
I’d listen to her
Cause I know how it hurts
When you lose the one you wanted
Cause he’s taken you for granted
And everything you had got destroyed
If I were a boy
I could turn off my phone
Tell evveryone it’s broken
So they’d think that I was sleepin’ alone
I’d put myself first
And make the rules as I go
Cause I know that she’d be faithful
Waitin’ for me to come home (to come home)
(Chorus)
It’s a little too late for you to come back
Say its just a mistake
Think I’d forgive you like that
If you thought I would wait for you
You thought wrong
(Chorus)
But you’re just a boy
You don’t understand
Yeah you don’t understand
How it feels to love a girl someday
You wish you were a better man
You don’t listen to her
You don’t care how it hurts
Until you lose the one you wanted
Cause you’ve taken her for granted
And everything you have got destroyed
But you’re just a boy
05 December 2008, 02:57 PM
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Whats up with you sensitive lot of woofters. 
Good on the girl, redressing the balance I say.
I doubt any of the lyrics she sings in the 'confident man eating' genre she'd actually follow herself though. Lets face it, she IS female and they just cannot pull it off.
If I were a boy
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Good on the girl, redressing the balance I say.I doubt any of the lyrics she sings in the 'confident man eating' genre she'd actually follow herself though. Lets face it, she IS female and they just cannot pull it off.
If I were a boy
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Indeed, like Beyonce (a girl) singing if I were a boy.
Here's one version on you tube
YouTube - If I were a boy (girl) - Jason Chen
Here's one version on you tube
YouTube - If I were a boy (girl) - Jason Chen
05 December 2008, 03:18 PM
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Indeed, like Beyonce (a girl) singing if I were a boy.
Here's one version on you tube
YouTube - If I were a boy (girl) - Jason Chen
Here's one version on you tube
YouTube - If I were a boy (girl) - Jason Chen
he stops singing half way through but someone is
Last edited by sarasquares; 05 December 2008 at 03:22 PM.