Most innapropriate present ?
03 December 2008, 01:31 PM
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Most innapropriate present ?
Let your imaginations run riot, imagine the whole family together and you hand out your gifts, what would be the most innapropriate present teamed with the worst person you could give it to ?
Imagine the collective expressions as they open what you have given.....
Golly-Wog Doll for my niece, her mum is quite "Right on", not overly but a little, so I would love to see that, in fact, wait a moment, that one happened last year when her great aunt bought it for her, her face was a picture, I found it most amusing.
Some Agent Provocateur undies for the mother in law.
Chubby Brown video for Great Aunt
Adopt a Donkey each for the kids when they were expecting an Ipod Touch.
Diet books for anyone over a BMI of 30 in the family.
Imagine the collective expressions as they open what you have given.....
Golly-Wog Doll for my niece, her mum is quite "Right on", not overly but a little, so I would love to see that, in fact, wait a moment, that one happened last year when her great aunt bought it for her, her face was a picture, I found it most amusing.
Some Agent Provocateur undies for the mother in law.
Chubby Brown video for Great Aunt
Adopt a Donkey each for the kids when they were expecting an Ipod Touch.
Diet books for anyone over a BMI of 30 in the family.
03 December 2008, 01:41 PM
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How about ipod shuffle for your deaf uncle?
Wax strips for the aunty with the persistent stubble?
Membership to the National Trust for the emo teenager?
We once lived in a fifth floor flat and sis in law got us a barbecue book.
The following year it was a backpack picnic set which is fine on it's own but there are not two people in the country less likely to ramble in the country and then sit in a field to eat.
Wax strips for the aunty with the persistent stubble?
Membership to the National Trust for the emo teenager?
We once lived in a fifth floor flat and sis in law got us a barbecue book.
The following year it was a backpack picnic set which is fine on it's own but there are not two people in the country less likely to ramble in the country and then sit in a field to eat.
03 December 2008, 01:42 PM
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A few years ago a mate of mine gave me and my bro a couple of pressies to stick under the tree for Christmas.
There we were on Christmas day with our dad, opening our pressies one by one when it came to opening the pressies from my mate....
I got a Pulp Fiction style ball gag and my brother was given a pvc pillow with a big black 12" **** protruding from it's middle.
My mate had been to the Erotica show and said he felt compelled to do it . We did laugh like loons over it though
There we were on Christmas day with our dad, opening our pressies one by one when it came to opening the pressies from my mate....
I got a Pulp Fiction style ball gag and my brother was given a pvc pillow with a big black 12" **** protruding from it's middle.
My mate had been to the Erotica show and said he felt compelled to do it
. We did laugh like loons over it though
03 December 2008, 02:20 PM
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I actually once got the following from my M-I-L (<--note there's no F!)
A pair of boxer shorts with the slogan:
For Sale: Excellent bodywork, plenty of power, test drives offered. Satisfaction Guaranteed
And the next year a pair of silk boxers with "Shiny Disco *****" on them.
I don't think she even realises how inappropriate they are.
A pair of boxer shorts with the slogan:
For Sale: Excellent bodywork, plenty of power, test drives offered. Satisfaction Guaranteed
And the next year a pair of silk boxers with "Shiny Disco *****" on them.
I don't think she even realises how inappropriate they are.
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