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Old 27 November 2008, 05:39 PM
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Default Dealing with a crush

How do you?

I mean a full on, impossible it'll ever happen, age difference, stupid obsessional one.

Any replies gratefully read even those that are inevitably going to say, "Get a life"
Old 27 November 2008, 05:41 PM
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84 i've already told you im not interested , but don't stop sending the dirty pics
Old 27 November 2008, 05:42 PM
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Ask if shes up for it - Whats the worst that can happen
Old 27 November 2008, 05:43 PM
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Whats the problem? Or are they on the verge of calling the Police on you?

F**k it, just go and have ****. It will be all forgotten soon enough.
Old 27 November 2008, 05:44 PM
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Are they older or younger? Whats the difference?
Old 27 November 2008, 05:45 PM
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Is it Gordon Brown?
Old 27 November 2008, 05:46 PM
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Repress it into a hateful tight knot in the pit of your stomach then go crazy later in life.

This may involve the use of a rifle and a tall building to snipe at people

Nah as mentioned, ask away if it's a no then you know where you stand and can move on to your next stalk.

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Old 27 November 2008, 05:55 PM
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Wait till she's going out with another fella, that gives some closure for sure. That was my latest turning point on my last "crush" (i still would though lol)
Old 27 November 2008, 05:56 PM
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Avoid them and get them out of your life. Easier said than done though if you work with her/him etc....

Maybe shes into short fat bald men, you never know
Old 27 November 2008, 05:58 PM
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Old 27 November 2008, 06:42 PM
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Originally Posted by davegtt
Maybe shes into short fat balding men with a large *****, you never know
Old 27 November 2008, 07:17 PM
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stalk her and nick her washing off the line
Old 27 November 2008, 07:20 PM
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This was actually posted her via GPRS from in her garden!
Old 27 November 2008, 07:44 PM
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Choir boys are cute...... but leave well alone, Father!
Old 27 November 2008, 08:04 PM
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talk to her and explain what you are feeling, it'll either get you laid or arrested.


let us know what happens, although if you don't post for a few weeks we can guess
Old 27 November 2008, 08:35 PM
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Originally Posted by wotsit tooya
How do you?

I mean a full on, impossible it'll ever happen, age difference, stupid obsessional one.

Any replies gratefully read even those that are inevitably going to say, "Get a life"
I was rebuffed by a woman a good bit older than me for 10 months. 9 years later we are still together.....
Old 27 November 2008, 08:41 PM
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Pickle your liver and addle your brain. Live the Bohemian life. Die young and penniless, somewhere in Spain.

Then again you could try to live your life the way you find most amusing - I don't reallly care!

I think you deserve to be horse-whipped. But I've no horse, that joke's so ****
But whips would only make it worse, we shouldn't tempt the lonely and perverse
Old 27 November 2008, 08:43 PM
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you ****ing what?
Old 27 November 2008, 08:46 PM
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Originally Posted by ScoobyWon't
Pickle your liver and addle your brain. Live the Bohemian life. Die young and penniless, somewhere in Spain.

Then again you could try to live your life the way you find most amusing - I don't reallly care!

I think you deserve to be horse-whipped. But I've no horse, that joke's so ****
But whips would only make it worse, we shouldn't tempt the lonely and perverse

EH?! Have you been drinking, J?


Oh, and Congrats by the way I'm dead proud of you
Old 27 November 2008, 08:48 PM
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I think he's trying to get across that tickling your bollocks with a brillo pad is sometimes a good healer for your problems.

Although, he may not have been. You'll have to decide yourself.

HTH
Old 27 November 2008, 09:34 PM
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pictures goddamit
Old 27 November 2008, 09:38 PM
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Would it be wrong of me to mention the taxi drivers friend : Rohypnol?
Old 27 November 2008, 10:01 PM
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sort your inner game first
Old 27 November 2008, 10:05 PM
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It can help to nail her sister/mother/friend.....
Old 27 November 2008, 10:17 PM
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Originally Posted by PaulC72
talk to her and explain what you are feeling, it'll either get you laid or arrested.


let us know what happens, although if you don't post for a few weeks we can guess
or even laid and arrested
Old 27 November 2008, 10:21 PM
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Are you trying to say your a paedo or a granny banger??
Old 27 November 2008, 10:28 PM
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Originally Posted by spireite
84 i've already told you im not interested , but don't stop sending the dirty pics
Dream on

Never really had a crush on anyone, so am of no use whatsoever, sorry
Old 27 November 2008, 10:30 PM
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ask her and if she rejects you go to a brothel lol

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Old 27 November 2008, 10:32 PM
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Weve no idea whether weve a male or famale on our hands
Old 28 November 2008, 12:53 AM
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Originally Posted by eClaire
Oh, and Congrats by the way I'm dead proud of you
Thank you, Sweetie.

As of the 18th of next month, you'll be able to see the photos

I'm just waiting for Sal, Kim, Lee, Lisa, Zoe and Anna to ask for the pics too - they won't be getting them!


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