J4CKO

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Remember this,



Butter wouldnt melt in his mouth.....


Aww,



Lino does though,




That was achieved in 15 minutes when my wife took our youngest to football, not bothered about the lino as its hideous and knackered but why is he doing it, plenty of walks, at least twice a day, plenty of attention.

If he trys again he will taste Nando's extra hot Piri Piri as its now smerared over the woodwork.

bioforger

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Maybe too much attention, and he's constantly looking for more

Kieran_Burns

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that shape cut out the lino looks like a piggy

Tam the bam

It does!

The Rig

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how old is it ?
should always have a chew toy around when left alone,upto the age of about 2 yrs.

Tam the bam

My daughter thinks the ripped up bit looks more like an Elephant

jasey

You wouldn't think that something this cute would grow up one day and have a ****e in your favourite walking boots

Kuohu

(Sorry but when I read this all I could think of was "Armageddon!")

Torquemada

All I could think of was 'doggie style'....

Wagon Gaz

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He only wanted to go to football practice

J4CKO

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Does a bit, perhaps a self portrait and he has body image issues ?

Scoobychick

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It's definitely an elephant

j4ckos mate

it looks like a cow turning round.



its like a shroud of turin

more like a lino of wilmslow

greenonedave

its a border coliie, it loves you and it got bored and missed you.

kingofturds

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Maybe has more taste in flooring

Scoobychick

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Actually you have a point, if I was locked in that room and had to look at that lino I may well have done the same

J4CKO

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He is six !

g7prs

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It looks more like a goat

J4CKO

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It has been down a while, didnt want to replace it as old hound had a go at it as well and seeing as we were going to get a new one it didnt seem a good idea to replace it, in hindsight it was a good move, it nearly got replaced with Border Collie pelt this morning.

Tam the bam

As a floorlayer to trade can I remind you lot that it's certainly NOT Lino... Cushionfloor or vinyl it is, but definitely not Lino as in Linoleum, it's completely different! kinda like calling a Henry a Hoover, which it's not!

kingofturds

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You should take up drinking and chill out

Tam the bam

I am chilled out due to being half smashed lol!

kingofturds

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Yup nothing like a chocolate horlicks to chill you out

Tam the bam

Got ya there bro! Hell yeah it works a treat!

Scoobychick

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That would certainly be warmer on the toes on a cold and frosty winter morn

J4CKO

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Right, ok, so if I say to him "Don't rip the f*ckin lino up" that may be why he was not taking any notice ?

Any chance of an offcut I can glue into the gap ?

Scoobychick

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I believe it may be separation anxiety but other than not separating him I don't know what the solution is

J4CKO

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That could be inconvenient.

Tam the bam

No problem but you'll have to make your way up to Broxburn to collect it

mykp

ditto, is he always with someone? and does the missus pander to him all the time?

We had a similair problem with our brittany after he got knocked over, the wife wouldnt leave him not even for five minutes. As a consiquence if we left him in the house alone he'd scratch things or howl like a wolf

We had to leave him in the kitchen, when we where in or put him in his cage to stop him clawing things. Over time we stretched this out to a few hours and now he's fine and we've left him for half a day before now.

You need to nip this in the bud now as the more it goes on the worse it will get, so I was told