ash002004

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lol i laughed my **** off when them two coppers found the three guys down the alley acting suspiscously, and the copper says to them "look lads, im not silly, i can tell youve had a bit of a spliff, i can smell a bit of bush in the air" LMAO, lol anyone else found that funny? almost as funny as the guy when he was arrested and searched only to find coke and bud in his pocket, to say to the copper "oh by the way these jeans are borrowed", lol some people are so stupid

Boro

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I laughed when the copper shouted "When i find you im gonna stick this trungeon so far up your ***..." only to hear someone shout "I'm in the bin!"

ash002004

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really? lol i only came home just as the lads down the alley thing started

zip106

And the drunk in 'cuffs trying to get out the police van backwards only to fall forwards and smack his bonce on the side

cossie-nutter

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Some of the coppers comments crack me up!

MikeCardiff

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Not as funny as the bearded guy on crutches who sparked out the kid trying to nick his car, then gave him a good shoeing ( or crutching ) while he was on the floor.

Bet the two chavs thought he would be an easy target not being able to walk !

Shows their mentality though that the thiefs 'mate' ran off leaving his friend unconscious on the floor ( that and the fact they were wasting their time trying to steal a knackered old BMW that was worth less than the blokes crutches ).

HankScorpio

They seem much more "sweeney" type coppers than the BBC traffic lot.

The two lads who nicked the pizza hut scooter cracked me up, they've pinched it off the bloke and minutes later, surrounded by marked, unmarked, vans and dogs, I'm sure an Al Qaeda moment must have gone through their minds!

Dog firmly clamped on leg - "I'M SORRY I'M SORRY!!"