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13 November 2008, 06:42 AM
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I dont have anything constructive to say at this time in the morning , but as this is NSR, I will welcome you with a joke instead 
BULLFROGS & BLOW JOBS
A woman went into a store to buy her husband a pet for his birthday.
After looking around, she found that all the pets were very expensive. She told the clerk she wanted to buy a pet,
but she didn ' t want to spend a Fortune.
' Well, ' said the clerk, ' I have a very large bullfrog.
They say it ' s been Trained to give blow jobs! '
' Blow jobs! ' the woman replied.
' It hasn ' t been proven but we ' ve sold 30 of them this month, ' he said.
The woman thought it would be a great gag gift, and what if it ' s true...
No More blow jobs for her!
She bought the frog.
When she explained froggy ' s ability to her husband,he was extremely sceptical and laughed it off! ..
The woman went to bed happy, thinking she may never need to perform this less than riveting act again.
In the middle of the night, she was awakened by the noise of pots and pans flying everywhere, making hellacious banging and crashing sounds.
She ran Downstairs to the kitchen, only to find her husband and the frog reading Cook books.
' What are you two doing at this hour? ' she asked.
The husband replied, ' If I can teach this frog to cook.......you can f**k off.
BULLFROGS & BLOW JOBS
A woman went into a store to buy her husband a pet for his birthday.
After looking around, she found that all the pets were very expensive. She told the clerk she wanted to buy a pet,
but she didn ' t want to spend a Fortune.
' Well, ' said the clerk, ' I have a very large bullfrog.
They say it ' s been Trained to give blow jobs! '
' Blow jobs! ' the woman replied.
' It hasn ' t been proven but we ' ve sold 30 of them this month, ' he said.
The woman thought it would be a great gag gift, and what if it ' s true...
No More blow jobs for her!
She bought the frog.
When she explained froggy ' s ability to her husband,he was extremely sceptical and laughed it off! ..
The woman went to bed happy, thinking she may never need to perform this less than riveting act again.
In the middle of the night, she was awakened by the noise of pots and pans flying everywhere, making hellacious banging and crashing sounds.
She ran Downstairs to the kitchen, only to find her husband and the frog reading Cook books.
' What are you two doing at this hour? ' she asked.
The husband replied, ' If I can teach this frog to cook.......you can f**k off.
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Here's one for the new webby on a similar theme.
A man attends marriage counselling, as his relationship with the wife is going down the pan! The therapist begins with trying to bring them together by asking:
"Tell me what you both have in common?"
The man replies: "Neither of us suck ****!"
Ns "There goes my chances of being a mod" 04
A man attends marriage counselling, as his relationship with the wife is going down the pan! The therapist begins with trying to bring them together by asking:
"Tell me what you both have in common?"
The man replies: "Neither of us suck ****!"
Ns "There goes my chances of being a mod" 04
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13 November 2008, 12:57 PM
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I laughed at that too. I did like NS04's joke too Paddy is being interviewed for a job in the Metropolitan Police Department,
"Paddy....you are undercover....it's the middle of the night....your cover is blown and you're being chased by a car full of terrorists at 80 mph.....what should you do?"
"Uhhh......90 mph" said Paddy.
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I dont have anything constructive to say at this time in the morning , but as this is NSR, I will welcome you with a joke instead
BULLFROGS & BLOW JOBS
A woman went into a store to buy her husband a pet for his birthday.
After looking around, she found that all the pets were very expensive. She told the clerk she wanted to buy a pet,
but she didn ' t want to spend a Fortune.
' Well, ' said the clerk, ' I have a very large bullfrog.
They say it ' s been Trained to give blow jobs! '
' Blow jobs! ' the woman replied.
' It hasn ' t been proven but we ' ve sold 30 of them this month, ' he said.
The woman thought it would be a great gag gift, and what if it ' s true...
No More blow jobs for her!
She bought the frog.
When she explained froggy ' s ability to her husband,he was extremely sceptical and laughed it off! ..
The woman went to bed happy, thinking she may never need to perform this less than riveting act again.
In the middle of the night, she was awakened by the noise of pots and pans flying everywhere, making hellacious banging and crashing sounds.
She ran Downstairs to the kitchen, only to find her husband and the frog reading Cook books.
' What are you two doing at this hour? ' she asked.
The husband replied, ' If I can teach this frog to cook.......you can f**k off.
BULLFROGS & BLOW JOBS
A woman went into a store to buy her husband a pet for his birthday.
After looking around, she found that all the pets were very expensive. She told the clerk she wanted to buy a pet,
but she didn ' t want to spend a Fortune.
' Well, ' said the clerk, ' I have a very large bullfrog.
They say it ' s been Trained to give blow jobs! '
' Blow jobs! ' the woman replied.
' It hasn ' t been proven but we ' ve sold 30 of them this month, ' he said.
The woman thought it would be a great gag gift, and what if it ' s true...
No More blow jobs for her!
She bought the frog.
When she explained froggy ' s ability to her husband,he was extremely sceptical and laughed it off! ..
The woman went to bed happy, thinking she may never need to perform this less than riveting act again.
In the middle of the night, she was awakened by the noise of pots and pans flying everywhere, making hellacious banging and crashing sounds.
She ran Downstairs to the kitchen, only to find her husband and the frog reading Cook books.
' What are you two doing at this hour? ' she asked.
The husband replied, ' If I can teach this frog to cook.......you can f**k off.
Apparently Abel told this joke to Cain and was the reason for his murder
14 November 2008, 03:17 PM
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I laughed at that too. I did like NS04's joke too Paddy is being interviewed for a job in the Metropolitan Police Department,
"Paddy....you are undercover....it's the middle of the night....your cover is blown and you're being chased by a car full of terrorists at 80 mph.....what should you do?"
"Uhhh......90 mph" said Paddy.
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