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Old 09 November 2008, 12:16 AM
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Default I feel dirty.

For some reason I ate a Doner Kebab tonight.

That in itself is bad, but what makes it worse was that I was 100% sober.

Oh, man it was horrible, but only after I'd put it away!!

At least it was only a small one.
Old 09 November 2008, 12:25 AM
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5 hail marys for you tomorrow then
Old 09 November 2008, 12:28 AM
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MmmmmMmmm
Ain't had a doner for a loooong time, love 'em, such a guilty pleasure
Old 09 November 2008, 12:30 AM
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15 pints of lager will bring it back up
Old 09 November 2008, 12:35 AM
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It wasn't until the last few months that i discovered donner meat (i'm 31 ) and i love it. Donner meat and chips, mmmmmmmmm
Old 09 November 2008, 12:37 AM
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I feel bad because i ate a black rock steak tonight and left the mrs at home! AFPMSL!!!!
Old 09 November 2008, 12:44 AM
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Ewwwwwwwwwww - you dirty pig. You DO know that kebabs are made from all the crap that the supermarkets won't sell, like horses foreskins(unless in France), random ********* etc - all macerated and stuck on a pole.

WTF is wrong with a good old Maccy D's?


You heard about the Scooby meet at the Crooked Chimney nr Welwyn Garden City ??????

I'll buy you a pint to get the taste of Dobbins ******* out of your mouth
Old 09 November 2008, 12:53 AM
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Originally Posted by jods
Ewwwwwwwwwww - you dirty pig. You DO know that kebabs are made from all the crap that the supermarkets won't sell, like horses foreskins(unless in France), random ********* etc - all macerated and stuck on a pole.

WTF is wrong with a good old Maccy D's?


I'll buy you a pint to get the taste of Dobbins ******* out of your mouth
The horrible thing is repeating on me now.

It'll take more than pint to wipe its effects I think
Old 09 November 2008, 12:56 AM
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large doner with chilli sauce mmmmm.

brilliant when your pissed, you are suffering from a chemical imbalance if you buy one when sober.
Old 09 November 2008, 12:58 AM
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Originally Posted by jjones
large doner with chilli sauce mmmmm.

brilliant when your pissed, you are suffering from a chemical imbalance if you buy one when sober.
I don't know why I did it. Was starving and just 'did it'!

I'd have eaten a scabby horse, and suspect that I actually did eat a bit of one in pitta.
Old 09 November 2008, 09:58 AM
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how can you eat that cack sober???


its a known fact a doner only tastes good when you have 7 plus pints of wife beater inside your gut
Old 09 November 2008, 10:13 AM
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Originally Posted by shaggy1973
how can you eat that cack sober???


its a known fact a doner only tastes good when you have 7 plus pints of wife beater inside your gut
lol, very true i used to eat doners all the time when pissed, then had one for lunch stone cold sober and never touched them since. facking evil.

i have the odd shish kebab as that's not bad meat, but no more doner dick on a stick for me
Old 09 November 2008, 10:34 AM
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what you guys on about a kebab is great even when sober i had one last week with salad garlic sauce and chilli with cheesey chips mmmmm.



how nice is that
Old 09 November 2008, 11:03 AM
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i know how u feel man, i had one for lunch yesterday.

crazy !
Old 09 November 2008, 11:07 AM
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Originally Posted by zs_phil
what you guys on about a kebab is great even when sober i had one last week with salad garlic sauce and chilli with cheesey chips mmmmm.



how nice is that

Dear God. I've had nicer looking stuff come out my ****.
Old 09 November 2008, 11:10 AM
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That does look nice i could just eat a kebab
Old 09 November 2008, 11:48 AM
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Originally Posted by Kieran_Burns
Dear God. I've had nicer looking stuff come out my ****.
Me to you can chew on the taste! lmfao
Old 09 November 2008, 11:53 AM
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Originally Posted by zs_phil


how nice is that
It's giving me flashbacks!

Not the most inviting looking bit of offal is it?
Old 09 November 2008, 12:01 PM
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My local does very nice stuff that's suitable for sober bloater alert moments, it's even wife friendly. Just stay away from the doner obviously
Old 09 November 2008, 12:52 PM
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That's one badly packed kebab!! and it looks like it has a dose !!!
Old 09 November 2008, 12:54 PM
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Originally Posted by Brun
It wasn't until the last few months that i discovered donner meat (i'm 31 ) and i love it. Donner meat and chips, mmmmmmmmm

I've only recently discovered it too. Don't forget to try it with Mozzarella cheese on top!! Sheer and utter filth, but it tastes soooooooooooooo good!
Old 09 November 2008, 03:14 PM
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mmmm I had a mixed kebab (chicken & doner) on Friday.
A rarity in kebab standards though - virtually NO grease or fat.

Really tasty too

No salad - just plenty of hot chilli sauce!!

TBH, these days, you stand more chance of getting the screaming abdabs from poorly prepared/washed salad.

mmm. NO!!! must resist the temptation to buy one tonight!! LOL!
DAn
Old 09 November 2008, 03:17 PM
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I have to say I'm another sober kebab eater sometimes.

They are pretty tasty
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