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Old 05 November 2008, 01:51 PM
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Yes, I too have dry retched like that


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Old 05 November 2008, 01:55 PM
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ha ha ha GREAT...I'm going to be a dad in 4 weeks!

REALLY looking forward to it NOW
Old 05 November 2008, 01:56 PM
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Changed our little boys (6 weeks old) clothes FOUR times today after exploding nappies and some rather nifty puking.

Kind of de-sensitised now!
Old 05 November 2008, 01:59 PM
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So many reasons not to have kids, just wish my missus would understand this
Old 05 November 2008, 02:00 PM
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Them days are long gone for me! lol
Old 05 November 2008, 02:10 PM
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Cossie - is it puking drunk teens now or are you even beyond that stage?!
Old 05 November 2008, 02:11 PM
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Reason No.8 for not have a baby in my lifetime.

So far the list is nearing 200
Old 05 November 2008, 02:18 PM
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Originally Posted by cossie-nutter
Them days are long gone for me! lol
Me too, thank ****!
Old 05 November 2008, 02:31 PM
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I like the bit (at 12 secs) where it/she/he farts talc back in his face.
Old 05 November 2008, 02:33 PM
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Sorry to break up the anti baby party but we are loving having a six week old little boy! Apologies - back to the baby bashing now...
Old 05 November 2008, 02:54 PM
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Its all good fun!
Old 05 November 2008, 02:59 PM
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But they are cute...

Old 05 November 2008, 03:05 PM
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He looks a little beauty mate.
Old 05 November 2008, 03:15 PM
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Thanks! Sorry to post baby pics- a bit pukeworthy for non Dad's (or Mums) and of course I'm seriously biased so think he's a cutie...
Old 05 November 2008, 05:24 PM
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The first nappy I did was my son's meconium. Put me off for life.

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Old 05 November 2008, 05:32 PM
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lol, good one That hazmat suite was funny as.

One of the first things I did after being born was to crap on my dad. He sat there, proudly holding me in is two hands, I let rip what he thought was just a huge fart but loads of toxic waste type poo had leaked out all over his hands and he somehow didn't notice, passed me to my mum and then laid back in bed and ran his hands through his hair then clasped them behind his head.
My mum came in and just cracked up at the sight of him, he washed his hair about a trillion times straight afterwards
Old 05 November 2008, 06:02 PM
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Very good

And people wonder why dads don't have fingernails (stops the **** from getting under them!)

Over that bit now - the next thing my two have in store for me is puberty

There'll be 3 of em in the house then!

Thank god for my 2 dogs (male-companionship!)

Dan
Old 06 November 2008, 09:52 AM
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Its the brestfeeding thats a problem, it comes out in one runny yellow squirt. I dont mined changing my sons nappys but he is 7 months now so trys to crawl away with a sh1tty ****

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Old 06 November 2008, 10:06 AM
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No room to pass the buck with twins, just a case of getting on with the job.

Sadly nowadays I find myself humming the tune to "In the night garden"
Old 06 November 2008, 11:19 AM
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Truth is it does not get any better as they grow up. The little ****s just leave little ****s everywhere and are incapable of flushing the bloody toilet
Old 06 November 2008, 11:23 AM
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If the baby is brestfed there's no smell at all.
Old 06 November 2008, 11:35 AM
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I would not want to go back to that bit of my life.

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Old 06 November 2008, 12:48 PM
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Makka Pakka is an obsessive compulsive IMHO
Old 06 November 2008, 02:30 PM
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oooouuuu-ouuuuuu mikka makka moo
Old 06 November 2008, 04:56 PM
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That just made me LMFAO!!!!

Only 4 weeks for me until our first is born
Old 06 November 2008, 05:08 PM
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Good luck chap
Old 06 November 2008, 05:13 PM
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Cheers SJ

I've noticed that a lot of people say "Good Luck" when they find out


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