powertrip copper on his first day at work in the north east
09 October 2008, 08:13 PM
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powertrip copper on his first day at work in the north east
the missus has just told me this
her mates mam was pulled over last week, for having a light out, her mam said the copper was being a total arsehole and things started escalating.
not sure if our lass has got the story 100% or not, but she think she may have ended up with a fine or points? (she probably means a producer i would have thought) ??
anyway, the copper had gotten into the front of her car for some reason, he was totally being a complete ****, when she got out from his car after getting a bollocking, she got back in her own, spotted something shiney on the passenger seat
it was the coppers keys
she just drove off with them, and was checking the mirror and saw this copper running out in the road and waving his hands
she left it until she had been to work, then rang it in at the end of the day
"eee i am really sorry, but a police man pulled me over today for a bollocking, he gave me a right hard time because i had a bulb out, and i have just found his keys in my car"
the woman on the phone said this
"ohh i am so happy you rang in, its his first day and he is in a lot of trouble for losing his keys"
LMFAO
her mates mam was pulled over last week, for having a light out, her mam said the copper was being a total arsehole and things started escalating.
not sure if our lass has got the story 100% or not, but she think she may have ended up with a fine or points? (she probably means a producer i would have thought) ??
anyway, the copper had gotten into the front of her car for some reason, he was totally being a complete ****, when she got out from his car after getting a bollocking, she got back in her own, spotted something shiney on the passenger seat
it was the coppers keys
she just drove off with them, and was checking the mirror and saw this copper running out in the road and waving his hands
she left it until she had been to work, then rang it in at the end of the day
"eee i am really sorry, but a police man pulled me over today for a bollocking, he gave me a right hard time because i had a bulb out, and i have just found his keys in my car"
the woman on the phone said this
"ohh i am so happy you rang in, its his first day and he is in a lot of trouble for losing his keys"
LMFAO
09 October 2008, 08:18 PM
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she did, until after work on the night time as far as i am aware LOL
she apparently thought in her head "ohh i should really stop, nahh he was a dick, **** um" LMAO
she apparently thought in her head "ohh i should really stop, nahh he was a dick, **** um" LMAO
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the missus has just told me this
her mates mam was pulled over last week, for having a light out, her mam said the copper was being a total arsehole and things started escalating.
not sure if our lass has got the story 100% or not, but she think she may have ended up with a fine or points? (she probably means a producer i would have thought) ??
anyway, the copper had gotten into the front of her car for some reason, he was totally being a complete ****, when she got out from his car after getting a bollocking, she got back in her own, spotted something shiney on the passenger seat
it was the coppers keys
she just drove off with them, and was checking the mirror and saw this copper running out in the road and waving his hands
she left it until she had been to work, then rang it in at the end of the day
"eee i am really sorry, but a police man pulled me over today for a bollocking, he gave me a right hard time because i had a bulb out, and i have just found his keys in my car"
the woman on the phone said this
"ohh i am so happy you rang in, its his first day and he is in a lot of trouble for losing his keys"
LMFAO
her mates mam was pulled over last week, for having a light out, her mam said the copper was being a total arsehole and things started escalating.
not sure if our lass has got the story 100% or not, but she think she may have ended up with a fine or points? (she probably means a producer i would have thought) ??
anyway, the copper had gotten into the front of her car for some reason, he was totally being a complete ****, when she got out from his car after getting a bollocking, she got back in her own, spotted something shiney on the passenger seat
it was the coppers keys
she just drove off with them, and was checking the mirror and saw this copper running out in the road and waving his hands
she left it until she had been to work, then rang it in at the end of the day
"eee i am really sorry, but a police man pulled me over today for a bollocking, he gave me a right hard time because i had a bulb out, and i have just found his keys in my car"
the woman on the phone said this
"ohh i am so happy you rang in, its his first day and he is in a lot of trouble for losing his keys"
LMFAO
Serves him right
10 October 2008, 08:57 AM
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You've gotta laugh...
What was he looking for in the car in the first place? I'm guessing here but aren't they supposed to say what they are looking for? Just trying to work out how a blown bulb warrants the car going over. Madness.
What was he looking for in the car in the first place? I'm guessing here but aren't they supposed to say what they are looking for? Just trying to work out how a blown bulb warrants the car going over. Madness.
10 October 2008, 09:13 AM
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Nice one, Karma 
I like the idea of saying someone can come round and collect them, then you could ask for ID to prove whos collecting them and get them to sign a collection form. 
10 October 2008, 12:48 PM
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i would have driven away just i little bit faster than he could run until he was totally exhausted, then roared off
Seriously though, the guy sounds like a complete chunt, she did the right thing.
Astraboy.
Seriously though, the guy sounds like a complete chunt, she did the right thing.
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10 October 2008, 06:27 PM
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Great story. She did the right thing by returning them after work, maximum satisfaction, knowing he's been boll0cked, and is now the butt of his colleagues p1ss takes.
