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Old 11 September 2008, 11:19 PM
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Worth the read,a real screamer of a read.



http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Bloodninja/logs
Old 12 September 2008, 12:33 AM
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Cracked me right up

The 'Bloodninja' and 'sweet17' one made me laugh sooooooo hard....''HARRRRRRRRRRRR'
Old 12 September 2008, 01:09 PM
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"Bloodninja : Rhinoceruses don't play games. They ****ing charge your ***."

That is funny ****
Old 12 September 2008, 01:19 PM
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Bloodninja : I take yo pants off, grunting like a troll.
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Old 12 September 2008, 03:00 PM
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PMSL, good find
Old 12 September 2008, 03:50 PM
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Dear God that is funny as hell!!

This especially cracked me up!

Bloodninja : I turn you around to lick your *******.
Bloodninja : I pry apart that battleship you call your ***.
Bloodninja : I see poo nuggets hanging from the hair around your ***.
sweet17 : WTF?!?!?
Bloodninja : They stink really bad.
sweet17 : OMG STOP!!!
Bloodninja : I start to get fed up with your ugly ***
Bloodninja : I tear off your wooden peg leg.
Bloodninja : I ram it up your ***.
sweet17 : YOURE A ****ING PYSCHO!!
I'll continue reading as soon as my tears go away.
Old 12 September 2008, 04:49 PM
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Good ole Swiss will have to go some to beat that!

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Old 12 September 2008, 06:27 PM
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Originally Posted by Leslie
Good ole Swiss will have to go some to beat that!

Les
Who do you think Bloodninja is?!?!?!
Old 12 September 2008, 07:27 PM
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Oh Christ that is so funny!!!!!

The poo nuggets bit had me on the floor. That guy is genius
Old 12 September 2008, 07:38 PM
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Classic... sheer brilliance!
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FPMSL
Old 13 September 2008, 09:03 AM
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PMSL


Bloodninja : I can no longer resist the pizza. I open the box and unzip my pants with my other hand. As I penetrate the gooey :cheese, I moan in ecstacy. The mushrooms and Italian sausage are rough, but the sauce is deliciously soothing. I blow my load in :seconds. As you leave the bathroom, I exit through the front door....
DirtyKate : What the ****?
DirtyKate : You perverted piece of ****
DirtyKate : ****


It is f**ked up though some of it actually scared me
Old 13 September 2008, 11:36 AM
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Fantastic - You have found a tagnut of internet GOLD there.
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Old but still funny

BloodNinja : IRC
Old 13 September 2008, 01:16 PM
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<nubbicakes> (1:00:41 AM): then I bite down on your dick and you yell
<nubbicakes> (1:00:48 AM): so I get the chainsaw and cut your dick off
<nubbicakes> (1:01:05 AM): And then I put it in my mouth and lick up the blood that's spurting out of it
<nubbicakes> (1:01:20 AM): Then I pull a fork out and stab you in the ***** with it
<nubbicakes> (1:01:25 AM): your turn
<dxsnoopdogg69> signed off at 1:02:01 AM.
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