My favourite Bond film is, you've guessed it, Goldfinger and one of my favourite quotes is ...

Bond: 'do you expect me to talk?'
Goldfinger: 'no Mr Bond, I expect you to die'

What's yours?

By the way, my favourite Bond is Mr Connery but Pierce is a close second ....

 

My favorite is the world is not enough -
because.......................................

My girlfriend is in it - YEP gods honest !

 

From Moonraker IIRC:

PM: "What's Bond doing?"
Q: "I think he's attempting re-entry Sir"

 

THE END

 

Connery to bird quickly trying to get the landrover into gear so they can escape from Jaws - "does it play any other tunes?" (insert smilie for smug and patronising here)

I chuckle in Goldfinger when Bond lobs the electric fire at the baddie in the bath and exclaims "shocking!"
So cheesy but the one liners are well delivered.

 

My favourite film would be Goldeneye, despite how dog ugly the heroin is, but XENA is fit

My favourite quote would proably be "Oh dear Miss Money Penny, thats the story of our relationship, close, but no cigar!!

the new one apparently is quite good.


wb

 

And favourite Bond girl???? Must admit I wouldn't chuck Domino (Thunderball) out of bed for far*ing!!

Phil

 

I like the Spy Who Loved Me. Best Bond actor has to be Roger Moore, just for having such an apt name

 

When one of the ladies changed outfits while Bond was in the other room, and came back with different hair colour..

Bond said "So long as the collars and cuffs match.."

*snigger*

 

Thunderball. Bond is making out with beautiful girl on beach. Baddie is sneaking up behind, Bond casually picks up speargun whilst still making out, shoots baddie and says:

"I think he got the point".

Again cheesy but damn funny

 

Ah forgot to add my favourite bond girl - well it has to be Sophie Marceau in TWINE - she makes Denise Richards looks like a scutter

 

Bond picks up an innocent looking sandwich in Q's gadget workshop (Goldeneye)

Q (most concerned) : "Don't touch that 007 ..... That's my lunch!"

 

A couple of Bond related Alan Partridge quotes..

In arguement with a Scotish guest on his chat show who claims Connery is the best bond: "Interesting you take that point of view.......

...the Scotish one"


then qualified by the undeniable statement that

"Nobody can wear a safari suit with the same degree of casuality as Rodger Moore"

Edited to remove car piccies - they did look pretty cool but not allowing the link now

[Edited by Boost II - 2/8/2002 9:49:04 AM]

 

Hmm cant see any of those piccies

 

There is a cracking scene was Sean is having a scrap with some baddies at the side of the road in Dr NO ... he goes to punch the geezer, then the camera angle changes and he punches him with the other hand - has anyone else seen this??? Brilliant!

Another classic is in Goldfinger - "*****!"



[Edited by Goldfinger - 2/7/2002 6:27:43 PM]

 

drax's drawing-room dialogue with bond in moonraker

anything Goldfinger said esp. speech to the gang bosses

the entire christopher lee performance in man with golden gun: a master class in suave,cultured deliberately-paced menace. Best bit is when he shoots Hi Fat in with the golden pistol ( Hi Fat also makes a superb sacking-employee speech here to Lee, which I can't wait to adapt to real life one day.)

I love the first 2/3 of any Bond film the last set piece stuff is always dull and predictable. TTthe post Dalton films are all Sh1te, they just get worse that last one was utterly unwatchable, a total abortion.

[Edited by zoog - 2/8/2002 9:50:37 AM]