A very confident James Bond walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance, then casually looks at his watch for a moment. The women notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?"
"No", he replies, "Q's just given me this state-of-the-art watch and I was just testing it. The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about it?" Bond explains, " It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically" The
lady says, what's it telling you now?" "Well, it says you're not wearing any knickers...."The woman giggles and replies, "Well it must be broken because I am wearing knickers!" Bond tuts, taps his watch and says, "Thing's an hour fast."


DOH....

Edited to say posted in wrong forum could ya please move this to the muppet forum where it belongs. Thanks.

I really should pay attention to what I'm doing



[This message has been edited by longun (edited 18 January 2001).]

 

Yep, it took me 30 minutes to find it

 

LOL
nice one.

 

Excellent!
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Keep um comin

Ady